After reading Penn's diatribe I thought it was proper to encourage everyone here to go see Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas.
Their show is fantastic as magic and very interesting as social commentary. And you can get Two for One coupons super easy - fifty bucks a head for a great night out, and you can get sauced on the slots ahead of time.
Don't be surprised when Penn calls you "Boss!" after the show.... and everyone else.