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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    This picture was obviously made by a 14 year old who doesn't know shit about comedy or what a good movie is
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    This picture was obviously made by a 14 year old who doesn't know shit about comedy or what a good movie is
    Yeah, Gene Wilder was completely useless. Nobody's even heard of Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, or The Producers. If I had to choose a director to be the muse to... Mel Brooks is a pretty good choice.

    Stir Crazy was terrific also.
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    Are you trying to be sardonic or are you just hating on Gene Wilder?

    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    What am I missing?
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    yeah this would be awesome, except that Gene Wilder was in a shit load of other awesome movies. Have you not seen any of his movies with Richard Pryor? Blazing Saddles? Come on, Internet.

    edit: sorry. I posted this before I realized that several other people had already made basically the same comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    What am I missing?
    Are you sick of gas prices? Visit the site.
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    i know i am.
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    Don't visit the site at work.

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    You should probably have put that in your original post, dickdonger.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    The Internet: ruined.
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    white power?!

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    Honestly, I think it's assumed that most internet savvy people are well aware of Lemon party is. It's been around since the dawn of time. It's the sister of goatse
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    ^that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    ^that.
    still doesn't explain why a dude with a sign and a URL in front of gas prices is funny
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    Do you seriously want me to explain it?

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    Are you serious?
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    I don't get it... Is there gas at the Lemon Party?
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    I don't get it. And no matter what it is, there's no way it's funny.


    Edit: I'm right. Not funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Is funny.
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    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    This picture was obviously made by a 14 year old who doesn't know shit about comedy or what a good movie is
    seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Honestly, I think it's assumed that most internet savvy people are well aware of Lemon party is. It's been around since the dawn of time. It's the sister of goatse
    For real. It's even been the subject of a joke twice on 30 Rock. Possibly my favorite line from that show. When Liz' family shows up and she's pleased her father (Dick Lemon) made it and he says "Can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!"

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    ^ = funny
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    This page sucks. Please stop posting unless you're funny.

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    Paging Cutter.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    The funniest part of that lemon party/gas sign post is that cap'n was apparently sick of gas prices.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    For real. It's even been the subject of a joke twice on 30 Rock. Possibly my favorite line from that show. When Liz' family shows up and she's pleased her father (Dick Lemon) made it and he says "Can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!"
    That's funny but the picture isn't funny.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    It's not the picture that is funny. What is funny about the picture is the supposed situation.

    Would you drive by a gas station where that sign was hung (yes, the sign has a big dick!) and say..."That's not even funny." ?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    just imagine that tea party supporters are the ones checking the site out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Muse might as well named themselves the Pablo Honeys.

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    OMG! LO!
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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