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  • Vibrators rock my world

    15 28.30%
  • Dildos are awesome

    2 3.77%
  • My partner is great

    14 26.42%
  • My fingers work wonders

    22 41.51%
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Thread: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

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    Default Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    what's your preference
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If Bob Dylan saved up his jizz for a year, and then molded it into the shape of records, and released it as a limited edition box set, it would top any Rolling Stone list, even if said list was about the top 50 Arabic transsexual rappers of the last 10 years. Robert Plant would probably be on there somewhere too.

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    music!!!

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    psychoca&ndy you make some pretty funny threads

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    Thank goodness it's anonymous.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    gosh, i can't believe strap on ISN'T EVEN AN OPTION, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    music!!!
    you can make some interesting sounds with a vibrator when its on and pressed against the pickups of an electric guitar.
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    you can make some interesting sounds with a vibrator when its on and pressed against the pickups of an electric guitar.
    yes I've been witness to that creation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    gosh, i can't believe strap on ISN'T EVEN AN OPTION, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
    wow



    Last edited by marooko; 05-15-2008 at 10:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    gosh, i can't believe strap on ISN'T EVEN AN OPTION, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
    Why, you greedy lil' wench! You've already got big tits and now you want a strap on too?!!! -

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    you can make some interesting sounds with a vibrator when its on and pressed against the pickups of an electric guitar.
    Yes, you most certainly can! Ever heard, "As my guitar gently weeps?"

    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    yes I've been witness to that creation...
    And it made you wanna just quiver, didn't it? -
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    yes I've been witness to that creation...
    are you speaking of dave on the relapse tour? i saw that shit too, probably my favorite concert of all time, and thats saying a lot.
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    oh yeahhhhhh!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    oh yeahhhhhh!!!
    What? You're taking the poll right now?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Go vibrators! woo hoooooo....

    isn't a strap on a dildo?
    I don't have anything clever to say right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiffdud41 View Post
    Go vibrators! woo hoooooo....

    isn't a strap on a dildo?
    Can also be a vibrator
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy View Post
    what's your preference
    your choice. I'm here for you.
    Last edited by jazzz; 05-15-2008 at 10:08 PM.

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    wouldn't it at least partially depend on where you planned to stick it?
    02, 03, 04, 05, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12.2

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    eww

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    Quote Originally Posted by jazzz View Post
    your choice. I'm here for you.
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If Bob Dylan saved up his jizz for a year, and then molded it into the shape of records, and released it as a limited edition box set, it would top any Rolling Stone list, even if said list was about the top 50 Arabic transsexual rappers of the last 10 years. Robert Plant would probably be on there somewhere too.

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    Where's the options for beer bottles and wiffle ball bats?





    Broomstick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Where's the options for beer bottles and wiffle ball bats?





    Broomstick?
    Great! Now I suppose he wants to whine about discrimination because sex toys for the desperate and needy aren't on the poll!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator







    Last edited by Suffacated; 05-18-2008 at 12:55 AM.

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    I can't see the poll results...












    and i want to see who voted for what

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    This is one of the funniest threads I've seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Why, you greedy lil' wench! You've already got big tits and now you want a strap on too?!!! -

    Yes, you most certainly can! Ever heard, "As my guitar gently weeps?"

    And it made you wanna just quiver, didn't it? -
    Geez, I had to have been drunk when I posted this...
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    Hmm, reminds me that I should start training for Coachella...April's not far away!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Blazed View Post
    I can't see the poll results...
    and i want to see who voted for what
    Probably wouldn't matter seeing as you could be replaced with any one of them. (Sorry, that wasn't even nice, was it?)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post






    i'd love to see that bike in action, not even for sexual reasons just out of shear fascination that someone can actually ride it with that going into them constantly.

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    The two are not mutually exclusive.
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    that is to see it in action, sir.

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    I mean someone actually riding it. could a girl having an orgasm be able to ride that bike with out wrecking is more what i'm wondering.

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    I voted for the vibrater because I wanted to see the pole.

















    Hell yeah you ladies are voting for the fingers............

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    Default Re: Dildo Vs. Vibrator

    oh, I should've picked 4 way back then.

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