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    awesome.

    We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    awesome.

    We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"
    what's with the hobo hate there, young blood?!
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Ivy, Yablo, Ninja & i have a buttseks pact


    before then i only average 2 a year
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    what's with the hobo hate there, young blood?!

    nothing im just happy to know if im homeless I can still bang 14 yr olds.
    Last edited by Young blood; 06-20-2008 at 10:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeless Semantic View Post
    Apparently, a group of girls made some sort of pact to get pregnant while in the middle of their high school careersI believe the high school--before the incident--averaged 4 prenancies per school year. During the alleged time in which the pact was said to have been implemented, the birth rate jumped to 17. The most puzzling part of it all is that the pregnancies were to students who were close to one another.

    whats new? bitches are always trying to get my nut. greedy, if you ask me.

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    odds are u won't be Y-b.... that's why it's news
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    nothing im just happy to know if im homeless I can still bang 14 yr olds.
    So um, where'd this guy take the girl? The park bench? Or, am I sadistic even wondering about such a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    awesome.

    We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"
    When I saw that all I could think about was the smell.

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    when I sleep with 14 yr olds its usually in a burger king bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    nothing im just happy to know if im homeless I can still bang 14 yr olds.
    lure them into your box and shit, i dig

    and bugsecks pact

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    did Caco hack into Young blood's account 2day?
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    gross. i was listening to this story earlier this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    I posted a vid dealing with sexism in the media because everyone(just about) was complaining about how boring the Coachella message board has become and the only posts after that were about a reality show.
    I thought it was sarcasm. The last thing I wanted to do was listen to another white guy be an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Ivy, Yablo, Ninja & i have a buttseks pact


    before then i only average 2 a year
    Buttseks with a cat, don't know Yablo, and a ninja...how do you pull off a rectal ruckus like that?

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    Yablo films it
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Yablo films it
    Sounds like you're getting the better deal of it. Does he fluff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    when I sleep with 14 yr olds its usually in a burger king bathroom.
    You sleep in a burger king bathroom?

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    I once got busy in a burger king bathroom.
    Last edited by disgustipated; 06-20-2008 at 10:59 AM.
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by disgustipated View Post
    HUMPTY!!!!

    C'me here fat girl, are you ticklish? Yeah I called you fat...look, I'm skinny but that doesn't keep me from getting busy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    You sleep in a burger king bathroom?
    cuddle.

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    cuddling leads to forking...oh, the sinks can be unbearably stiff...

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    kingsblend +25
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    umm, not all of us can see videos at work...
    my apologies.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heresy View Post
    Ditto. My work blocked a lot of websites...and I wouldn't be surprised if they block this one too.
    an apology to heresy too.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I thought it was sarcasm. The last thing I wanted to do was listen to another white guy be an asshole.
    the vid angers me too. I'm looking to obliterate all sexism in the US.
    thought I would start here. little babysteps.it's a lot to think about when the sun is shining so beautifully and all i want to do is go swimming in my new bikini and reprimand guys who ogle.
    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    the vid angers me too. I'm looking to obliterate all sexism in the US.
    thought I would start here. little babysteps.it's a lot to think about when the sun is shining so beautifully and all i want to do is go swimming in my new bikini and reprimand guys who ogle.

    i love you

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    wait.....I haven't put on the bikini yet. I'm off to a terrible start.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    just do your own thing, Pixiessp. guys will ogle and yell and all that, but just pop on the headphones and pretend like you don't here them, that's what i do when i walk, lol.

    i've never understood though why guys would think a girl would be turned on by some guy staring at them creepily while they hoot and hollar. especially if you're by yourself. why does that seem ok?! and does it actually work?
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    I'll get back to you on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i've never understood though why guys would think a girl would be turned on by some guy staring at them creepily while they hoot and hollar. especially if you're by yourself. why does that seem ok?! and does it actually work?
    does olging = hooting?

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