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  1. 06-16-2008, 01:32 PM #61
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    Default Re: Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Board History

    My bra itches.
    getbetter - Yesterday, 08:33 PM


    Great im a slow adult and Cara has aids.....sounds a lot like forest grump


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    I hate itchy bras.
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    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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    ha ha ha! when it itches it's torturous.(sp)
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My bra itches.
    sounds like you need a nice motorboat to help scratch that itch...
    Let's go on a livin' spree!
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My bra itches.
    If it's as hot in Phoenix as it is here in Indio, take the damn thing off!

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    PUPPIES!
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.
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    Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.
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    Nevermind, Captcrzy! In 115*, I'd rather have an itchy bra than a shitload of puppies suckling on my tits!

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds
    I really need to see all the seasons on DVD...
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    Im hoping SHOWTIME will stream this season's episodes/
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.
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    Sorry about the size of those puppies! I almost forgot to post the fucking pic which would have made me appear...well, you know...

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds
    THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW AS I WAS NOT AWARE. i will be watching after class tonight
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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    Senility+ 115*= Just plain nonsense, I tell you! Plain fucking nonsense!

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Senility+ 115*= Just plain nonsense, I tell you! Plain fucking nonsense!
    as always after i read one of your posts, i find myself wondering: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRACK WHORE??!!
    Let's go on a livin' spree!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinnerair View Post
    Im hoping SHOWTIME will stream this season's episodes/
    Maybe one or two, to get you to suscribe but there is no way in hell they will put the whole season up online. It would canablize their suscriber base.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.
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    Default Re: Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Board History

    Is Dexter back too? While I watch Weeds, I'm a bigger fan of Dexter.
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  18. 06-16-2008, 02:23 PM #78
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    I blame....

    The 40yr+ battered women.
    Mexico.
    Radiohead.
    The internet.
    Comcast.
    The mentally handicapped.
    and most of all Daft Punk.
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    Dexter should be back in the fall. I was hoping Californication would be back with weeds but i guess it will be awhile longer.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.
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    Default Re: Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Board History

    I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    as always after i read one of your posts, i find myself wondering: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRACK WHORE??!!
    I can understand the WTF part, but you're way off on the crack whore bullshit, my friend!

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Like the name sexocutioner enlightens the board today? Yah, right!

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeless Semantic View Post
    I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.
    They film Dexter in Long Beach???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    They film Dexter in Long Beach???
    Not the whole show, but a good portion of it. If you go back to season 2 look at the episode where Stokes and um, the Puerto Rican Lieutenant or whatever she is are discussing his antics towards Dexter and they're standing on the Rainbow Lagoon platform. Also, when Dexter goes out with the crazy British girl, they're eating at the restaurant um, I forgot the name's patio in sight of the technicolor bridge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Nevermind, Captcrzy! In 115*, I'd rather have an itchy bra than a shitload of puppies suckling on my tits!
    Don't knock it until you try it.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I really need to see all the seasons on DVD...
    Seasons 1 and 2 are great....Is season 3 over yet? I don't have cable so I have to rent or steal it later.

    (re: Weeds)
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Dexter should be back in the fall. I was hoping Californication would be back with weeds but i guess it will be awhile longer.
    i actually like californication more than weeds. weeds would be better if it weren't on shitty ass showtime.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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    My dog is great at spooning.
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    Season 4 starts tonight so I think season 3 is out on DVD.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Don't knock it until you try it.
    Truthfully, the poor things would starve.

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    I blame....

    The 40yr+ battered women.
    Mexico.
    Radiohead.
    The internet.
    Comcast.
    The mentally handicapped.
    and most of all Daft Punk.

    you forgot white people
    "It began as a mistake" - Charles Bukowski

    Wanted:
    1. Nachos
    2. Puppies

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