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    My bra itches.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    I hate itchy bras.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    ha ha ha! when it itches it's torturous.(sp)
    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My bra itches.
    sounds like you need a nice motorboat to help scratch that itch...
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My bra itches.
    If it's as hot in Phoenix as it is here in Indio, take the damn thing off!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    PUPPIES!
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Nevermind, Captcrzy! In 115*, I'd rather have an itchy bra than a shitload of puppies suckling on my tits!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds
    I really need to see all the seasons on DVD...

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    Im hoping SHOWTIME will stream this season's episodes/
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Sorry about the size of those puppies! I almost forgot to post the fucking pic which would have made me appear...well, you know...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds
    THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW AS I WAS NOT AWARE. i will be watching after class tonight
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Senility+ 115*= Just plain nonsense, I tell you! Plain fucking nonsense!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Senility+ 115*= Just plain nonsense, I tell you! Plain fucking nonsense!
    as always after i read one of your posts, i find myself wondering: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRACK WHORE??!!
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinnerair View Post
    Im hoping SHOWTIME will stream this season's episodes/
    Maybe one or two, to get you to suscribe but there is no way in hell they will put the whole season up online. It would canablize their suscriber base.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Is Dexter back too? While I watch Weeds, I'm a bigger fan of Dexter.

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    I blame....

    The 40yr+ battered women.
    Mexico.
    Radiohead.
    The internet.
    Comcast.
    The mentally handicapped.
    and most of all Daft Punk.

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    Dexter should be back in the fall. I was hoping Californication would be back with weeds but i guess it will be awhile longer.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    as always after i read one of your posts, i find myself wondering: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRACK WHORE??!!
    I can understand the WTF part, but you're way off on the crack whore bullshit, my friend!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Like the name sexocutioner enlightens the board today? Yah, right!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeless Semantic View Post
    I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.
    They film Dexter in Long Beach???
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    They film Dexter in Long Beach???
    Not the whole show, but a good portion of it. If you go back to season 2 look at the episode where Stokes and um, the Puerto Rican Lieutenant or whatever she is are discussing his antics towards Dexter and they're standing on the Rainbow Lagoon platform. Also, when Dexter goes out with the crazy British girl, they're eating at the restaurant um, I forgot the name's patio in sight of the technicolor bridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Nevermind, Captcrzy! In 115*, I'd rather have an itchy bra than a shitload of puppies suckling on my tits!
    Don't knock it until you try it.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I really need to see all the seasons on DVD...
    Seasons 1 and 2 are great....Is season 3 over yet? I don't have cable so I have to rent or steal it later.

    (re: Weeds)
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Dexter should be back in the fall. I was hoping Californication would be back with weeds but i guess it will be awhile longer.
    i actually like californication more than weeds. weeds would be better if it weren't on shitty ass showtime.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Season 4 starts tonight so I think season 3 is out on DVD.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Don't knock it until you try it.
    Truthfully, the poor things would starve.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    I blame....

    The 40yr+ battered women.
    Mexico.
    Radiohead.
    The internet.
    Comcast.
    The mentally handicapped.
    and most of all Daft Punk.

    you forgot white people
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