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    any and all intertainment is promised between the months of october and may. coachella music festival message board posters are not responsible for any boredom you may experience outside this time frame. we do suggest you check out our affiliates at heineken.com for summer fun times.

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    That was not entertaining.

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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Entertainment.
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    Ok, that was entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    yep.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Tom wins. As usual. Now default back to the asshole thread.
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    This has been one of the better days. Things were actually accomplished today.

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    UH... NO. On both counts.

    But if by things accomplished, you mean that my loathing for certain board members has actually increased exponentially (which I didn't think was possible), then yes, sterling accomplishments were made today.
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    Team Tom/HtD.
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    No, the two active threads today are not nearly as bad as what's on the way.

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    This thread isn't "Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Projected Board Future," Wes.
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    Today is as much about the future as it is the past.

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    Just terrible.
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    Not sure if a dead board where hardly anyone is posting is better or worse than the January-February board when the morons run rampant.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    It's been dead for the past two weeks because everyone is on vacation or someshit.
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    At least the morons give us occasional laughs at their expense.
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    I briefly considered starting The Thread In Which We Tell Amyzzz To Shut The Fuck Up, but then I realized that would be just like every other thread.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    This is why I always tell everybody to stop whining about how stupid the vermin are each year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I briefly considered starting The Thread In Which We Tell Amyzzz To Shut The Fuck Up, but then I realized that would be just like every other thread.
    I seriously think this exists already.
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    But guys--we found out why people sometimes mistakenly think Amy's stupid today.
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    But guys--we found out why people sometimes mistakenly think Amy's stupid today.
    We did. An important day in board history.

    Then she followed that up with saying that she purposely litters in movie theaters just because it's someone's job to pick it up.

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    I'd pour my drink on the seat and popcorn on the floor just to laugh at you on the way out. What's the fucking problem with that shit?
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    When you have a story on the national news (every channel this case ABC) how the local people are asking you to quit stop frying eggs on the road and sidewalks, I don't know, maybe a slow news day... cr****
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    Just kill a couple of minutes .. cr****

    Let's go with this? There might be that one in a million that has never heard this song, and if that is the case. this could be the best day for them in board history, Just thinking ... cr****
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