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    Default Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Board History

    Oh my god, there's nothing but shit going on today. It's like a neverending parade exclusive to douchebags.
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    way to contribute.
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    white power?!

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    For your health

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    *enter brokendoll*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heresy View Post
    *enter brokendoll*
    Is this an invite?
    How about a request?


    For some reason after reading this, I picture BD all crazy like Kenny in that episode where they get high by letting cats piss in their face.

    With only two comments, you have lots of catching up to do.
    Why did you wait until now?
    I know BD has never said, asked or commented on anything pertaining to you before.
    Oh, I get it...
    You didnt want to feel left out.
    You want to belong to something....to someone......
    You've come to the right place sugar......
    Jump right on in with all the others who have become addicted to bashing someone in order to make themselves feel better.

    With only 238 total posts, you appear to be a nice young lady with a promising career as an exotic dancer.
    As artificial as you might be, (most exotic dancers are) I do hope that you finally find the attention you so desperately seek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    Is this an invite?
    How about a request?
    .
    No...brokendoll chases LGM from thread to thread. 'Tis all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heresy View Post
    No...brokendoll chases LGM from thread to thread. 'Tis all
    I wonder if she has a crush on him?
    I hope not.
    Do you have a crush on him?
    It's ok if you do.

    Oh....Heresy,
    bout my post.......
    I didn't mean anything personally,
    and I apologize if I came across like an ass.
    I know most around here think I'm a huge ass.
    And I am at times.
    Not all of the time, just at certain times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyface View Post
    I like this one:

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    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    http://www.nme.com/news/kid-rock/36463

    Here this might cheer you up slugger
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Maybe this might help? For all the computer nerds having sex..


    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/pteq.html?cpg=cj

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    I am deeply disturbed by the last post
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    it never gets old
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    I had to re-take a drug test this morning because the first one was "deluded", that really sucked.
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    And I have a dick for you to eat if youre hungry still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    Who the hell thought this would be a deterrent to drug abuse?
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    we love you too randy.

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    some sent me a death threat today!
    does that make you feel better?

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    Not at all.
    Should it?

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    I had to actually work today, haven't done that in a month. That sucked. It was only for one day though. I'm sleepin' in tomorrow. This had nothing to do with it being the worse day in board history.

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    i dont know
    do you hate me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twoheadedboy View Post
    i dont know
    do you hate me?
    No.
    I have no reason to hate you.
    Would you like me to hate you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    No.
    I have no reason to hate you.
    Would you like me to hate you?
    no that's ok
    the person who wants me dead probably already hates me
    one hater a day is ok for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by twoheadedboy View Post
    no that's ok
    the person who wants me dead probably already hates me
    one hater a day is ok for me
    Good....
    I was worried that you'd want me to hate you.
    I dont hate anyone and I'm relieved that I won't have to disappoint you.
    To hate....its just a bad thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    yes. i agree.
    and it's a big waste of energy.. i have better things to do
    and i figured you did too

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Oh my god, there's nothing but shit going on today. It's like a neverending parade exclusive to douchebags.
    Sooo . . . why don't you get off-line and do something else?

    Get a job. A hobby, maybe? Or maybe even do something besides hang out in your room, alone?

    It might be tough at first, but take some baby steps and get yourself out into the world.

    The sky truly is the limit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heresy View Post
    No...brokendoll chases LGM from thread to thread. 'Tis all
    Sorry, I don't chase anybody from thread to thread. Randy just happens to be someone I thought could take the sarcasm and insults easier than a kind word or gesture. Hell, I think the motherfucker thrives on that shit! Trust me, I wouldn't say alot of the shit I do to just anyone here unless it was deserved. Lately, his grand illusion of fame has irritated the shit out of me and I've probably ragged on his ass more than usual...Keep in mind, that works both ways. If I dish it out, I know I have to take it...but, not from you...
    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    I wonder if she has a crush on him?
    I hope not.
    Do you have a crush on him?
    It's ok if you do.

    Oh....Heresy,
    bout my post.......
    I didn't mean anything personally,
    and I apologize if I came across like an ass.
    I know most around here think I'm a huge ass.
    And I am at times.
    Not all of the time, just at certain times.
    Are a crush and Sado-masochistic tendencies the same thing?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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