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    Default Movies just got a whole lot better

    I dare you to watch the entire trailer


    http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney...er_medium.html
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    I am honestly speechless.
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    I made it through the entire thing!!! but I did have the assistance of my 4 year old nephew...I don't know if i could have done it on my own
    '99-'11...

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    I want my 2 minutes back. With interest.

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    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
    honestly the sad part is I have a little 6 year old sister, that will ask me to take her. And I probably will.

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    I think it'd be really cute if the monster from Cloverfield somehow got a spot in this movie.

    I personally think the combination of a ferocious mutated alien beast and cute chihuahuas is adorable.

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    try and keep her away from it. Children's movies can be amazing. stay home and rent Babe, Babe: Pig in The City, Secret of Nimh, Milo and Otis, Zathura, The Sandlot.

    Then begin introducing her to early Godard and Peckinpah. 6 year olds love Straw Dogs
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    She watches all the networks that will probably carry this trailer, so no way out for me. SAD.

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    Walt Disney is spinning in his freezer

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    fuck

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    I'm on my third view. It's sorta like watching those horrible videos/pictures you come across on the internet that you just have to see again. I'm thinking tubgirl or goatse

    Seriously, as I watch this, my life flashes before my eyes. Growing up and being so fascinated with the world of film I knew from 5 years old movies would be a part of my life and job. That enthusiasm for film never diminished so I went to film school straight out of high school.

    Now I'm looking for work, spent the day sending my resume to temp agencies and this fucking thing is mocking me in the face.

    I feel like sticking my head in the sand and applying for law school

    aye cheewaawaa
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    The world is doomed.
    2008, 2009, 2011, 2012-2, 2013-1...

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    I like how they show a picture of Machu Pichu when he says his ancestors fought along side the Aztecs. sheesh. no wonder American kids are so stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I like how they show a picture of Machu Pichu when he says his ancestors fought along side the Aztecs. sheesh. no wonder American kids are so stupid.
    WTF? american kids are inheriting their stupidity from the american film makers. who the hell... never mind. shit. never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I like how they show a picture of Machu Pichu when he says his ancestors fought along side the Aztecs. sheesh. no wonder American kids are so stupid.
    exactly! I was gonna say the same thing... wow, 50% warrior, 50% lover? 100% chihuahua...sounds promising
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    Is that Danny Trejo doing the voice?
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    As soon as the fucking narrator said his name was "Papi", i knew i was in for a treat.
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    it's got quite the cast....




    Drew Barrymore ... Chloe (voice)

    Salma Hayek ... (voice)

    Jamie Lee Curtis ... Aunt Viv

    Piper Perabo

    Edward James Olmos ... (voice)

    Andy Garcia ... (voice)

    Nick Zano ... Bryan

    Cheech Marin ... (voice)

    George Lopez ... Papi (voice)

    Ali Hillis ... Angela

    Julie Claire ... Claire

    Eugenio Derbez ... Store Owner

    Paul Rodriguez ... (voice)

    Maury Sterling ... Rafferty

    Marianne Muellerleile ... Liberace's Nanny

    Sal Lopez ... Ring Announcer
    Manolo Cardona ... Sam
    Plácido Domingo ... (voice)

    Brandon Keener
    Jesús Ochoa ... Officer Ramirez
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    Mel Gibson's Apocalypto meets Air Bud...suhweet!
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    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    This thread is awesome I can't stop watching it
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Cheech Marin is doing voice overs for disney??? WTF? OK that is some funny shit there. I still have up in smoke on vinyl and have listened to it in recent years.

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    TOM - southern North America is along side northern South America. Duh.
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    Ok I had to do it this shit is too funny
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    awesome avatar!
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    Well, this movie looks like quite a treat for the family and I.

    Well done, Disney!

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Cheech Marin is doing voice overs for disney??? WTF? OK that is some funny shit there. I still have up in smoke on vinyl and have listened to it in recent years.
    he did one in the movie cars...he played the lowrider impala...and tomy chong played the hippy volkswagen van...didn't you know

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    aye papi! love the avatar
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M. Freeman View Post
    Well, this movie looks like quite a treat for the family and I.

    Well done, Disney!
    ain't you dead?
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    he did one in the movie cars...he played the lowrider impala...and tomy chong played the hippy volkswagen van...didn't you know
    That was actually George Carlin who did Filmore (hippie vw bus)
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    What makes you think I would be dead? I am alive and well, and as healthy as can be! I also have a birthday coming up! The big 7 1!

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