Cooking With Menik

[Jenniehoo]

You know an awful lot about recyclables.

[kreutz2112]

yeah, hippie.

[crazzz2007]

what would you like on your tombstone?

[Jenniehoo]

That pizza is brighter than the sun.

[Hannahrain]

My recyclable knowledge is pretty much contained in that entire paragraph. This isn't a witch hunt.

[Jenniehoo]

But, she's got patchouli! Burrrrnnnn her.

[Hannahrain]

I hate patchouli and I shop at Target. Even if you were right, I'd have been excommunicated by now.

[Jenniehoo]

Hippies don't shop at Target? They have some trippy stuff there. Shower curtains with polka dots and paisley rugs.

[Hannahrain]

Hippies don't use shower curtains.

[spektrum]

I love the food choices. Reminds of the times I ruined jello and rice a roni. (Not all one dish)
If only Menik were on instead of Rachel Ray.

[Jenniehoo]

Hippies make shower curtains into dresses and make matching ones for their small dogs.

[Hannahrain]

You can't just OWN a dog, Jennie. The dog is an enlightened being and can dress itself if it chooses.

[crazzz2007]

hippies don't shower.....jeez

[Hannahrain]

That's a stereotype and it's inappropriate.

[crazzz2007]

That's a stereotype and it's inappropriate.

proof that hippies don't shower...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6165107AAQ3D3w

[Hannahrain]

proof that hippies don't shower...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6165107AAQ3D3w

Thank you for clearing that up. I'm completely convinced.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6214526AAzErpx

It's a veritable pool of knowledge out there.

Also, please remember that I was dead serious a second ago.

[Jenniehoo]

I wonder what they actually mean. Misty? Like - child crying? Busty? Like - kid with boobies early? What?

[Hannahrain]

I was thinking maybe she was mildewed.

[crazzz2007]

Thank you for clearing that up. I'm completely convinced.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6214526AAzErpx

It's a veritable pool of knowledge out there.

Also, please remember that I was dead serious a second ago.

i was obviously being serious

[Jenniehoo]

Bleach.

My response for the last 15 posts.

[PotVsKtl]

Scotch makes my body warm inside.

[Hannahrain]

Hey. Pipe down, Ethical Meat.

[PotVsKtl]

I eat ground turkey because they aren't real animals.

[BROKENDOLL]

I used paper plates and plastic cutlery for over a year because my garbage disposal was rusted out from all the bleach I poured down it and I didn't feel like hiding my cat for the super to come fix it.

There's nothing wrong with me.

Well, all righty then! Next time Suffacated asks me, "What the fuck's up with the garbage disposal?" Instead of giving him that lame, retarded, What Garbage Disposal? look, I can actually give him a real answer...the cat's hiding in it!

Also, this is completely acceptable. Today I ate ravioli out of a coffee mug, spearing each piece with a single chopstick. I would have had two, but I broke the other (mismatched) one using it to slice the butter. Let the man be.

LOL!!! No sense in my ass even trying to be funny if Hannahrain's in da house! LOL

[Hannahrain]

One, I wasn't remotely joking, and two, I think you've misconstrued the top one just a bit. A funny bit, though. I will give you that.

[Jenniehoo]

I like that it was okay that the cat spent a year in the garbage disposal.

[BROKENDOLL]

what would you like on your tombstone?

"She Died Laughing..."

[BROKENDOLL]

Compared to that lame, retarded look I've perfected, misconstrued will throw him off and buy me more time though.

[Yablonowitz]

For Christ's sake, Erik, I feel horrible that I've just now viewed all of these.

This is nothing short of brilliant art. You've basically invented a youtube genre here that no one will even want to replicate because it can't be perfected beyond what you've done. Everyone I know is going to be hooked on this show, I promise you that.

The pajama pants, the speeding up while you waited for the microwave to cook, the second helping of mayo that was demonstrably larger than the first and, of course, the tuna can battle have all induced streams of laughter-based tears.

No one is to mock this. This thread, as well as another blog I can't mention, are the two best things of 2008 so far.

[CalmerThanYou]

holy fuck. after a valium and 2 glasses of wine, the tuna can opening fiasco may be one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

i was skeptical as fuck, but god these are awesome.

well done sir.