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    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boboso View Post
    I've always heard that a girl maintains her vagina as much as she maintains her feet. If she always has dirty feet a good chance he vagina will be dirty also.
    i don't know if this is always true, so look out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boboso View Post
    I've always heard that a girl maintains her vagina as much as she maintains her feet. If she always has dirty feet a good chance he vagina will be dirty also.
    Dirty feet = dirty, stinky vag? Makes sense.
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    Weirdest bump ever.

    ....


    That's what she said.

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    Callouses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anti-square View Post
    Callouses.
    Don't be a rectangle?
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    Aspect ratio modification.
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    i cant believe her album hasnt dropped yet!
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    soon, my pet.
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by airguitarvet View Post
    i cant believe her album hasnt dropped yet!
    waiting for the toilet to be delivered first so they have a proper place in which to drop this giant turd?
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    I don't think acts without albums already out or about to be released have any business playing major festivals when there are so many bands with rich discographies that should play instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emtgreg View Post
    Oh, I should Bump my third favorite thread!!

    To say, that yes, Uffie our dear, has a Twitter:

    http://www.twitter.com/readytouff



    Oh, and:



    WHO WANTS A FOOT JORB WIF MY CHIMNEY-SWEEP FOOTS!?
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    I don't think acts without albums already out or about to be released have any business playing major festivals when there are so many bands with rich discographies that should play instead.
    AMEN
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    LOL
    UFFIE IS PREGNANT
    who let her breed?

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    what!?
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    that is actually true!


    I learned it from her twitter!
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    Pregnancy rumors? Is it 2008 again?
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    well, she does continue to let guys cum in her...
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    god damn that was one of the dirtier things i've said on here...
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    Relax. It's natural.
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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    I think Amanda Blank is way more attractive than Uffie...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    I think Amanda Blank is way more attractive than Uffie...
    The Uffie thread is filthy enough, no need to drag Amanda Blank in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    LOL
    UFFIE IS PREGNANT
    who let her breed?
    Her areolas are going to be huge. They already look like moon pies and now they are going to bigger then dinner plates.


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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    she isnt actually pregnant...she said so on myspace just a few days ago.
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    AW DAMN
    I was looking forward to cokebaby.

    AND WTF IS UP WITH HER NIPPLES

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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    They're bigger than yours?

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    uffies gonna make this shit rock!
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    i think it's time for uffie's TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
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    when is her LP droppin? it was supposed to be 2009 right?
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