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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    You fucking son of a...

    how about contributing to a different thread??
    oh jebus - the only reason i posted that pic was to see what you would come up with in retaliation - for a PIC - i wonder if uffie dissed you once in a club - or maybe she gave you aidz and now youre bitter -

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    Dani can you delete this stupid fucking thread? It isn't about the current lineup. Also, if you could commit the digital equivalent of a rape/murder to Daftstar's avatar, that would be swell. Thanks!
    i love freedom of speech/expression - get in me jebus

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    Quote Originally Posted by damnvegetarian View Post
    /\ this dude really wants the clap /\
    Pffft. It's called antibiotics.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    OMFG Uffie still rocks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by daft$tar View Post
    i love freedom of speech/expression - get in me jebus
    I didn't say you should be censored, I said you should be violated and then left to die.
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    Your stupid

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    So much anger!!

    here, have some pics, have a healthy fap!







    Also, that Cornelius video is FUCKING SICK!!
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    those pics have already been posted in here a hundred times.

    DELETE this stupid thread.
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    ^if you dont like this thread then dont come in here.
    UFFIE'S GONNA MAKE THIS SHIT ROCK!
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    man, fuck myself for starting this thread. backfire^2
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daft$tar View Post
    yes! yes! more uffie pics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    man, fuck myself for starting this thread. backfire^2
    Meet me at the Spicy Pies after Throbbing Gristle. We're going to have words.
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    Your stupid

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    i'll give you the uffie aidz that i got off ebay last week, cunty.
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    Meet me at the Spicy Pies after Throbbing Gristle. We're going to have words.
    Haha, possibly one of the biggest backfires in board history. Daft, emtgreg, and airguitar are untrollable. Their dogged devotion to that mutt is impressive, even if deplorable.

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    I am untrollable yes.

    (insert sasha grey pics, dental plan/lisa needs braces, lohan)

    I have my own reason's for liking her, not limited to the fact that I have met her, twice...and she was obnoxiously friendly both times...

    I cannot possibly hate on someone who was so fracking friendly...
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    ^ i just straight up like her.
    LIKE DOUGH, DOUGH I LIKE!
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    There was a time when Uffie was fresh and fun and awesome.

    Her eyes were bright and face unravaged by shitty blow and late nights tweaking on VCR head cleaner, her vagoo not yet scarred and wisened by the harsh realities of interntational party skandom, rended useless like a handful of used Big League Chew run over by a snowmobile.


    Then, quite inevitably, she turned nine.
    Last edited by HandBanana; 04-05-2009 at 03:58 PM.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    And once again, handbanana proves why he is full of win.

    and troll.

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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    There was a time when Uffie was fresh and fun and awesome.

    Her eyes were bright and face unravaged by shitty blow and late nights tweaking on VCR head cleaner, her vagoo not yet scarred and wisened by the harsh realities of interntational party skandom, rended useless like a handful of used Big League Chew run over by a snowmobile.


    Then, quite inevitably, she turned nine.
    ha! ba-bump
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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    The grand irony would be for her to show up once again despite all logic:



    Uh oh.
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    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    she better be there nxt year!
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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    she got Swine Flu too
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    no she dont.
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    Oh, I should Bump my third favorite thread!!

    To say, that yes, Uffie our dear, has a Twitter:

    http://www.twitter.com/readytouff



    Oh, and:

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    What a sad, sad pancake ass. Barf. Sorry, Greg.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Becca, if you gave me anything other than your complete honest opinion, then I would be annoyed...
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    LOL.

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    Momma always told me to be never to pay over the odds for a stripper with dirty feet.

    Well actually, she said it once. Still though, I wish I could remember how the conversation got to that point.

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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    Even after 7 weeks to air out this thread still smells like musky French hookers and shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Momma always told me to be never to pay over the odds for a stripper with dirty feet.

    Well actually, she said it once. Still though, I wish I could remember how the conversation got to that point.
    I've always heard that a girl maintains her vagina as much as she maintains her feet. If she always has dirty feet a good chance he vagina will be dirty also.

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