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    Default Uffies Got It!

    She's got the herp, clap, AiDz (oh speaking of which, anyone find any AiDz needlez?), and SARS.


    With that being said, did anyone physically see her trainwreck of a set? Better yet, anyone have PICTURES?

    She fucking sucks, i just want to hear how bad it was. Did Mehdi save that day and at least entertain the 17 people that could have been there?
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    I sorta wanted to see this. She's obv not good, but sometimes trainwrecks entertain me.
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    I support this thread. At least Justice had the sense not to bring her raggedy ass out for Tthhee Ppaarrttyy.

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    Damnit, I said NO THREADS! We have to stop providing her with ANY publicity whatsever. Damnit, if this girl gets a career I'm moving to Africa.

    She wasn't deliciously awful, she was just bad. Like watching your friend's kid sister do karaoke in her panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    She wasn't deliciously awful, she was just bad. Like watching your friend's kid sister do karaoke in her panties.
    Yea, that sounds pretty entertaining. I'm weird.
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    HA! i heard shes all fat now. get back on the crank sister.
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    No, I don't think you understand just how much everyone wanted to leave, immediately. Imagine yourself at Stagecoach right now, and then imagine wanting to leave 10 times as badly.

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    Stagecoach sounds kinda fun actually. I'm from Texas though...
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    Trainwreck indeed. I remember hearing "I like sex I like drugs" over and over and over again. Some talent that takes.

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    Ooooo..hahaha..I just have to see these fat-Uffie-in-her-panties pics. Someone out there must have some. Just post them under an alias if you're embarassed of having been there.

    06/30 Jack White - L'Olympia
    07/01 Slow Magic - Le Batofar
    07/29 Boris - The Mohawk
    08/31 Little Dragon - The Moody Theater
    10/03 Shonen Knife - Red 7
    09/12 GvsB IV w/Panda Bear, SOPHIE, DOSS, Ejecta - Granada Theater
    11/7,8,9 Fun Fun Fun - Auditorium Shores
    11/12 The Horrors - The Parish
    11/23 Caribou, Jessy Lanza - The Mohawk

    07, 08, 09, 10, 12.1, 13.1, 14.1

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    she was bad, but those black guys were even worse.... performed some of the shittiest songs ive heard in my life... i wish them all dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    she was bad, but those black guys were even worse.... performed some of the shittiest songs ive heard in my life... i wish them all dead.
    You wish all black guys dead? Hater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    she was bad, but those black guys were even worse.... performed some of the shittiest songs ive heard in my life... i wish them all dead.
    Who are you talking about?? Black Kids?

    06/30 Jack White - L'Olympia
    07/01 Slow Magic - Le Batofar
    07/29 Boris - The Mohawk
    08/31 Little Dragon - The Moody Theater
    10/03 Shonen Knife - Red 7
    09/12 GvsB IV w/Panda Bear, SOPHIE, DOSS, Ejecta - Granada Theater
    11/7,8,9 Fun Fun Fun - Auditorium Shores
    11/12 The Horrors - The Parish
    11/23 Caribou, Jessy Lanza - The Mohawk

    07, 08, 09, 10, 12.1, 13.1, 14.1

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    Default Re: Uffies Got It!

    K let me try another analogy then.

    Fat Kid Lightsaber video = good bad
    Star Wars Episode 1 = Uffie bad

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    HA! SOMEONE POST A FUCKING PICTURE OF THIS TRAIN COLLIDING WITH A POOR WHITE GIRL FOOLED INTO RAPPING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    K let me try another analogy then.

    Fat Kid Lightsaber video = good bad
    Star Wars Episode 1 = Uffie bad
    I liked all the Star Wars. I don't want to have THAT debate though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyWonder View Post
    Who are you talking about?? Black Kids?
    no. Did you not see Uffie's set? She had 3 black Soulja Boy wannabes with her, rapping, doing stupid dance moves, then Uffie and Mehdi walked off stage, letting these fuckin idiots perform 2 songs or so about their tight jeans and cumming on women...
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    My god.
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    seriously where are the pictures of this trainwreck?
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    oh wait.. VIDEO!...
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    ok, i take back everything I said. This is absolutely worthless

    Where the fuck is Feadz?
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    I had to look it up on youtube to see if anyone actually went, and the clip I saw amazes me. There are people there, a lot of people. wtf? those guys with her are worse than she is. awful.


    oh and about aidz needles.... on sunday sometime before modeselektor this 3some of people needed a piece to smoke from so we joined them. The chic in the group informed me that the day before when they laid there blanket down to chill they discovered a used needle....

    there's a "uffie in the crowd coachella" video - people are screaming for her...

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    you guys don't know the half of it. one of my party friends is "friends" with uffie, so i have to see this crap all the time on myspace and such, and people wonder why i haven't logged in since march!!!

    yes, she was a trainwreck. someone should duct tape her mouth shut. if screaming like a ditz gets you booked at coachella, i should send in a recording from a wild in night in my bedroom and see if i can book the sahara

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    oh dear...

    WTF was she wearing?


    Is this the worst Sahara booking ever???Coachella??

    Maybe Justice wouldn't play without her or something..

    06/30 Jack White - L'Olympia
    07/01 Slow Magic - Le Batofar
    07/29 Boris - The Mohawk
    08/31 Little Dragon - The Moody Theater
    10/03 Shonen Knife - Red 7
    09/12 GvsB IV w/Panda Bear, SOPHIE, DOSS, Ejecta - Granada Theater
    11/7,8,9 Fun Fun Fun - Auditorium Shores
    11/12 The Horrors - The Parish
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    My god. Only worse than her singing (?), back up singers (?) and fucked up everything, is her fucking one piece outfit.

    my god. this is worse than i thought.

    Worst coachella act ever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyWonder View Post
    oh dear...

    WTF was she wearing?


    Is this the worst Sahara booking ever???Coachella??

    Maybe Justice wouldn't play without her or something..
    My god dude/chick, i was typing the SAME thing (see above) as you were at the same time.

    i guess this isnt anything new...
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    AND SHE GOT FAT!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown View Post
    I had to look it up on youtube to see if anyone actually went, and the clip I saw amazes me. There are people there, a lot of people. wtf? those guys with her are worse than she is. awful.
    the ed banger hype thing.

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    I would be willing to bet everyone was there to see Mehdi, who is sick.

    However with that fat fucking wailing cow up there, i wouldnt of been able to stand there for a minute without my knees buckling, thus causing me to fall and die in my own pool of vomit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    I would be willing to bet everyone was there to see Mehdi, who is sick.

    However with that fat fucking wailing cow up there, i wouldnt of been able to stand there for a minute without my knees buckling, thus causing me to fall and die in my own pool of vomit.
    I caught the last 5 minutes (it was a horrible 5 minutes) of her act because Kavinsky was next.

    She was screaming something into the microphone and wandering in front of the front rail, letting people touch her and sing or whatever.

    The best friends sister in panties singing karaoke sounds hot.

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