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    looks all you morons who doubt her every year have your feet in your mouths eh? good fucking work you pretentious twats.

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    YEAH!
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    What you said!
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    What was its accuracy %?

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    thats a girl? fuck never met a girl that hated on shit as much as that ***. Dam that girl needs a life, shes on EVERY fucking time i get on. Shit if I lived here I could probably predict some shit too. loser.
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    He's incorrect about me being a girl. I'm actually a lecherous pedophile specializing in young boys' testicles.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Nope, I heard Pavement will be there after all. I'll get to meet the band this summer thankfully
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    He's incorrect about me being a girl. I'm actually a lecherous pedophile specializing in young boys' testicles.

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    That might just be the greatest .gif ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    What was its accuracy %?
    73%.... So far.

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    Pffft. I got 64% of my guesses correct and they had to be submitted by Nov.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    He's incorrect about me being a girl. I'm actually a lecherous pedophile specializing in young boys' testicles.
    No, you're a fat, ugly mother fucker. Come on dude, it's the internet, you can post a fake picture of yourself. Fat bitch

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    I never said I wasn't fat, I said I like to flatten young boys' testicles. Learn to read, dipshit.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Fuck off no one likes your fat ugly ass

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    Everyone does like me because I have a sweet hat. What the fuck do you have, Ocean, you dumb cocksucker? I wouldn't flatten your ballsack for all the rice in China.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Pffft. I got 64% of my guesses correct and they had to be submitted by Nov.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Everyone does like me because I have a sweet hat. What the fuck do you have, Ocean, you dumb cocksucker? I wouldn't flatten your ballsack for all the rice in China.
    a life, mr. 5,000+ coachella posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by oceansc420 View Post
    a life, mr. 5,000+ coachella posts
    You might claim you have a life but how many 12 year old prep school boys can you hold down against their will simultaneously? Yeah, that's what I thought, pussy.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    this thread made my day.

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    it really doesn't ever ever get old, does it.

    like, randy, for everything else, I respect you for keeping on keeping on, if you know what I mean

    edit: I might be really high. that only reads right with a certain inflection.

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    You are correct about it never getting old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    He's incorrect about me being a girl. I'm actually a lecherous pedophile specializing in young boys' testicles.
    This time of year around here is like a mass feeding for the material Monklish dines upon. LOL
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I don't know how Monklish has the stamina to keep this up. It's admirable.
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    he's trying hard this year
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    he's unemployed, addicted to god knows what and bored in his parents basement.

    This is what the kid lives for.
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    Excuse me, I'm one of the world's most important bloggers for about two weeks out of the year. Show some fucking respect.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    You might claim you have a life but how many 12 year old prep school boys can you hold down against their will simultaneously? Yeah, that's what I thought, pussy.
    He has a point
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    Hahahaha, Randy, you morbid fuck!

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    wherez thez monklishz nowz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    He's incorrect about me being a girl. I'm actually a lecherous pedophile specializing in young boys' testicles.
    Is that you Sandusky?

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