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    lol! this thread is soooo funny. there were a lot of douches at this year's fest (i blame it on JJ bringing the dumb frat types out).

    I don't have any pics, but you can hear it on my audio of waters when it gets posted...some douchebag was clapping right in the middle of songs and verses...no one else clapping..he just felt the need to start clapping like the song was over right in the middle. like a congratulations for finishing a verse successfully or somethin.

    he probably didn't even know where he was...

    and the worst part is...everytime I tried to move away from him he would follow me! fucktard. i finally got far enough away from him that his clapping is barely audible by about 2/3's of the way thru the first waters set.
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    This year was definitely the year of gold lamme. *shudder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sin213 View Post
    lol! this thread is soooo funny. there were a lot of douches at this year's fest (i blame it on JJ bringing the dumb frat types out).
    seriously people, get over blaming jack johnson for everything! so f'ing stupid. there are dumbasses there every year no matter who is playing. if you want to blame anything, then blame the shows proximity to l.a.

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    I submit:

    "Yes, I am indeed beautiful! Sometimes I sit and wonder, in my artless Japanese way, why it is that I am so much more attractive than anybody else in the whole world. Can this be vanity? No! Nature is lovely and rejoices in her loveliness. I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother."

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    i've mentioned him in other threads, but did anyone see that horrible looking asian teenager? Might have been Japanese, but couldn't really tell.

    He was bone thin. Literally disgusting. Bulemic/anorexic boys seemed to be the big thing this year. ANyway, he was incredibly unhealthy thin and was wearing this hideous short shorts. It looked to be made out of wool, and even had those big buttons on you find on old fashioned wool coats.

    He was running around outside the Shara when I saw him. Disgusting. No picture, sorry

    it was like underwear made out of this


    Oh we saw him. Jordan, KindigerJ took a photo of him outside the Gobi I think on Friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cancersticks1 View Post
    I submit:

    perhaps the best part of this picture is that they all have coordinated tube socks on!

    nevermind the general unattractiveness of speedo peanut sacks

    EDIT: the girl in the background has also deemed them worthy of the douche photo
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    ^ Call me retarded, but it is guys like those ones that actually make the whole experience that much better.

    All fucked up seeing those guys walk by all casual, certainly made me chuckle and think "only at coachella"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    seriously people, get over blaming jack johnson for everything! so f'ing stupid. there are dumbasses there every year no matter who is playing. if you want to blame anything, then blame the shows proximity to l.a.
    its more indie to blame slightly stoopid instead anyway



    seriously, i can understand JJ i guess but wtf were THEY doing there?

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    sailorhats made their mark at this year's coachella. very douchetastic. people in the desert wearing sailor hats. i still don't get it. hahaha
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    I submit:

    Hmmm...YMCA '08

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    WINNER. I saw her at least a dozen times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cancersticks1 View Post
    I submit:

    I could've swore I saw that same group prancing around last year..


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    See, I don't think those guys are douches-I think they're funny. There's a fine line between funnyness and douchiness. Looking ridiculous in speedos=funny. Wearing speedos and prancing around like you're the king of the world=douchy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    ^ Call me retarded, but it is guys like those ones that actually make the whole experience that much better.

    All fucked up seeing those guys walk by all casual, certainly made me chuckle and think "only at coachella"
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonimouse View Post
    its more indie to blame slightly stoopid instead anyway



    seriously, i can understand JJ i guess but wtf were THEY doing there?
    you sir are no true electro indie hipster unless you blame PRINCE for the douchebaggery and for diluting the COACHELLA brand. Addin PRINCE was truly an insult.

    I mean what's next, michael jackson? vanilla ice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    See, I don't think those guys are douches-I think they're funny. There's a fine line between funnyness and douchiness. Looking ridiculous in speedos=funny. Wearing speedos and prancing around like you're the king of the world=douchy.
    exactly, walking around with the attitude, its ironic that makes me cool is very douchey...but to make fun of your self for the entertainment of others is comedy...I think they are comic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmoneyak View Post
    I could've swore I saw that same group prancing around last year..
    yah, I remember seeing them last year too ... they were taking pics with lots of people, guess some peeps haven't seen weirdos in speedos before.

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    This guy at Bonde Do Role...there was like 5 feet between me and the people in front of me, so I can't complain if someone wants to push in front of me. But seriously dude...leaving 4'8" in front of you and standing 4 inches from me is not cool, and more than a little creepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    See, I don't think those guys are douches-I think they're funny. There's a fine line between funnyness and douchiness. Looking ridiculous in speedos=funny. Wearing speedos and prancing around like you're the king of the world=douchy.
    I agree. We have a beer fest every summer near me, and these guys dress in 70's athletic gear and long wigs and run laps around the festival for hours. People hand them beers like gatorade when they come by. It's funny, and it doesn't hurt or inconvinence anyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeeII View Post
    I mean what's next, michael jackson? vanilla ice?
    It was funny for a while, but now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    This guy at Bonde Do Role...there was like 5 feet between me and the people in front of me, so I can't complain if someone wants to push in front of me. But seriously dude...leaving 4'8" in front of you and standing 4 inches from me is not cool, and more than a little creepy.
    thats when you switch it on him and step in front of him, always leave enough room to be comfortable but not enough for someone to step in. you run the risk of a 6'7'' guy stepping in front or a really annoying person crowding you out.
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    She is givin someone one hell of a stinkeye or her friend just farted
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    since someone mentioned another show (the roo) at ws 99 two guys smeared their bodied with sewage from the porta potties and promptly went from the back of 150k to the front with nooooo problem,it was like moses parting the red sea ... clever anyway but yuck ....x****
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    During Tegan and Sara, I was WAY back... and I went up on one of those ramp things that I guess are for important people or special people or something? Or maybe just anyone because no one stopped me. Anyway, there were these two fat bitches in lawn chairs and they were the ultimate douches. They were taking up a ton of space with their stuff all laid out across the front. So a handicapped kid in a wheel chair comes up the ramp and he can't get to the front of it because this fat bitches hat is in the way, just taking up a whole spot, on the ground. I, and many others, as well as the guy in the wheel chair are looking, waiting and expecting her to just pick up her hat. But she doesnt! she has the nerve to say 'he doesn't need to sit here, don't move your stuff, there is room down over there'. And repositions the hat so he absolutly can not wheel up there. I was SO angry. I couldn't believe it. And I don't ususally call overweight people fat bitches, but these two were truly FAT DISCUSTING BITCHES!
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    I think that the ramps are for disabled seating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melanie.Dawn View Post
    During Tegan and Sara, I was WAY back... and I went up on one of those ramp things that I guess are for important people or special people or something? Or maybe just anyone because no one stopped me. Anyway, there were these two fat bitches in lawn chairs and they were the ultimate douches. They were taking up a ton of space with their stuff all laid out across the front. So a handicapped kid in a wheel chair comes up the ramp and he can't get to the front of it because this fat bitches hat is in the way, just taking up a whole spot, on the ground. I, and many others, as well as the guy in the wheel chair are looking, waiting and expecting her to just pick up her hat. But she doesnt! she has the nerve to say 'he doesn't need to sit here, don't move your stuff, there is room down over there'. And repositions the hat so he absolutly can not wheel up there. I was SO angry. I couldn't believe it. And I don't ususally call overweight people fat bitches, but these two were truly FAT DISCUSTING BITCHES!

    I would have grabbed her stuff and thrown it over the side then leave for the Sahara
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeeII View Post
    you sir are no true electro indie hipster unless you blame PRINCE for the douchebaggery and for diluting the COACHELLA brand. Addin PRINCE was truly an insult.

    I mean what's next, michael jackson? vanilla ice?
    i'll take michael if he only plays songs from off the wall

    Quote Originally Posted by Melanie.Dawn View Post
    During Tegan and Sara, I was WAY back... and I went up on one of those ramp things that I guess are for important people or special people or something? Or maybe just anyone because no one stopped me. Anyway, there were these two fat bitches in lawn chairs and they were the ultimate douches. They were taking up a ton of space with their stuff all laid out across the front. So a handicapped kid in a wheel chair comes up the ramp and he can't get to the front of it because this fat bitches hat is in the way, just taking up a whole spot, on the ground. I, and many others, as well as the guy in the wheel chair are looking, waiting and expecting her to just pick up her hat. But she doesnt! she has the nerve to say 'he doesn't need to sit here, don't move your stuff, there is room down over there'. And repositions the hat so he absolutly can not wheel up there. I was SO angry. I couldn't believe it. And I don't ususally call overweight people fat bitches, but these two were truly FAT DISCUSTING BITCHES!

    next time get up in their face, take pictures, notify them that they will be online within 12 hours along with their story of bitchery, then move out of the area before they can take pics of you

    or something like that

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