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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My pics for douches of the year. If you see your pic on here, sorry, but you were being a douche.

    2nd runner up:

    Seriously the douchiest boy outfit I saw this year. This was on Sunday, so I'm sure he was there to suck Dwight Yoakam's penis.



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    I saw this douche....he freaked me out, a lot. Shudder, baby oil.

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    does anyone recall the major douche during roger waters. this woman said she had to get to front to find her husband, we told her to shout his name, several rounds of 'DAAAAVID' later, she started saying she was a 'renowned marine biologist' and she had to get to the front for that reason. funniest douche moment ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    since someone mentioned another show (the roo) at ws 99 two guys smeared their bodied with sewage from the porta potties and promptly went from the back of 150k to the front with nooooo problem,it was like moses parting the red sea ... clever anyway but yuck ....x****
    Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I hope they caught lots of nasty diseases from this.

    I bet they did this to get up front for Insane Clown Posse.
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    I had a near Douche experiance during MGMT. A large group of Scandanavian people pushed up in front of me and my friend but before I could hadd the chance to get angry about it they were robot dancing. How could I be mad.
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    That's not douchery, that's brilliance. They got you and a better view of the show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I hope they caught lots of nasty diseases from this.

    I bet they did this to get up front for Insane Clown Posse.
    I doubt it, given that the majority of the crowd has already smeared itself in feces.
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    Hahaha, yeah. It's juggalo war paint. They all already smell like that, too.
    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    The douches in front of us at The Cure

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    Quote Originally Posted by misterpickles View Post
    the only thing douchier than being a douche is to talk about supposed douches on the internet... and yet here i stand being a douche for calling all of you guys douches... ah coachella - a glorious collective of douches

    only a douche would say that





    douche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I hope they caught lots of nasty diseases from this.

    I bet they did this to get up front for Insane Clown Posse.
    HAHAHHAHHAHAHA

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    These little fucktards were playing cards while MY MORNING FUCKING JACKET WERE TEARING IT UP!!!! AND FUCKING FRONT ROW TOO!!! i had to get proof!!


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    They probably weren't waiting for MMJ.
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    playing cards = douche

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    Well, they have to do something to pass the time while waiting for an interesting act.
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    I'm surprised I never saw the cowboy douche.
    But one douchebad of the weekend was the bald mexican security guard who thought he was the shit. he obviously forgot he is security and not CIA

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    Oh and all the douchebags who always sit at the front of the main stage.
    I fucking hate when people do that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memorial_07 View Post
    I'm surprised I never saw the cowboy douche.
    But one douchebad of the weekend was the bald mexican security guard who thought he was the shit. he obviously forgot he is security and not CIA
    Was he checking wristbands at the main stage beer garden? He took mine on day two for no good reason...er, said I was supposed to get one each day. I told the real cops he was gonna create an id check line issue, as if those lines don't get long enough anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by picks up chair View Post
    Was he checking wristbands at the main stage beer garden? He took mine on day two for no good reason...er, said I was supposed to get one each day. I told the real cops he was gonna create an id check line issue, as if those lines don't get long enough anyway.
    he was at the main stage on saturday and was running around that area the whole day.
    he must've been in his 40's and he was bald wearing a white collared shirt and big headphones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    They probably weren't waiting for MMJ.
    yeah i know. they were waiting for Roger Waters like i was. They're powerful performance made me get into them more. Maybe they werent fans but you have to pay respect when an artist is giving full effort an is singing his fucking lungs out like this.....



    plus its fucking annoying when they are taking up space in the front. i wanted to knee them both on the side of the head and knock them out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemamba View Post
    These little fucktards were playing cards while MY MORNING FUCKING JACKET WERE TEARING IT UP!!!! AND FUCKING FRONT ROW TOO!!! i had to get proof!!


    Ugh, that makes me want to cut that bitch
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    i can't stand people who sit at the front of the barricades all day.
    so everyone who did this...congrats your a douche!

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    I forget which band it was, but was in the Mohave tent. Some girl was sitting on the ground up against the railing reading. I remember wondering how she could even concentrate.
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    How can you fucking live with yourself sitting in the front taking up space for some other hardcore fan in the back?? if your gonna be in the very front at least give the artist respect and watch his show. That shit really irritates me.

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    Giant douche... End of the night outside the sahara tent, some guy is yelling on the phone, "I'm at the Safari tent! Are you f^cking retarded! THE SAFARI TENT!"
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memorial_07 View Post
    he was at the main stage on saturday and was running around that area the whole day.
    he must've been in his 40's and he was bald wearing a white collared shirt and big headphones.
    I saw this guy bust some kid in an MIA shirt with a bunch of blunts at Cool Kids. Gotta be more discreet brethren!

    I nominate the 40 something dude at Metric with "white" and "power" tatted on the backs of his arms.

    Also the guy with the ten foot glowstick during Roger Waters. I think Rog has the lightshow covered, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mittens4kittens View Post
    I saw this guy bust some kid in an MIA shirt with a bunch of blunts at Cool Kids. Gotta be more discreet brethren!

    I nominate the 40 something dude at Metric with "white" and "power" tatted on the backs of his arms.

    Also the guy with the ten foot glowstick during Roger Waters. I think Rog has the lightshow covered, dude.
    Glowstick guy was staying in the room next to me at my resort.
    He had a bunch of lasers he kept shooting off that he got from Thailand.

    Fucking laser goes far.
    And there was a white power dude at metric?
    Wow.

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    you saw that laser pointer douchebag?!
    please tell me you'll help point him out should he return next year. I want to make that guy eat crushed diodes

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post
    you saw that laser pointer douchebag?!
    please tell me you'll help point him out should he return next year. I want to make that guy eat crushed diodes
    saw him?
    shit, he and his friends were in the next room to me partying on sunday night.

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    I don't have a picture but I think "Scoop49er" should be on the douche list...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I don't have a picture but I think "Scoop49er" should be on the douche list...
    really?
    why?

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