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    Quote Originally Posted by feather View Post
    yah he was a douche in all forms of the word. he even "sang" on guitar solos at roger waters...annoying. he also yelled at me for putting my glowstick in the air. i expressed my sadness to the campsite later that night.
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    Dude...Roger Waters may have been on stage, but we just heard your drunken singing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic Viper View Post
    she made a wrinkly face and stormed off
    I fuckin love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thephatkat View Post
    and i whole heartedly agree that at some point(s) during the weekend i was probably sombody's douche too.
    kinky....

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    i've mentioned him in other threads, but did anyone see that horrible looking asian teenager? Might have been Japanese, but couldn't really tell.

    He was bone thin. Literally disgusting. Bulemic/anorexic boys seemed to be the big thing this year. ANyway, he was incredibly unhealthy thin and was wearing this hideous short shorts. It looked to be made out of wool, and even had those big buttons on you find on old fashioned wool coats.

    He was running around outside the Shara when I saw him. Disgusting. No picture, sorry

    it was like underwear made out of this

    I concur!!! I don't know who that kid was but he about got the bitchslap of the decade. I was at the back of the saharah chillien and watchin the crowd and he barreled out and into me knocking my tasty and frosty lemonade ONTO the ground!!! The least he coulda done was offer to replace it, let alone apologize.....DOUCHE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    Christ, Dylan...

    I mean, Jack White was there and I haven't talked shit about him since the festival. Gawd.
    you better not have anything bad to say about J.W.

    he and i had several moments together while he was performing and I was in the crowd

    as far as douches go? those fucking miniturized(sp??) monsters that was the tegan and sara crowd, these were the pushiest little girls i've EVER had to deal with

    and before you say anything, raconteurs were right after tegan and sara, thats why i was there, i swear! i swear!
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    I don't know whether to feel relief or dejection not to find a picture or description of myself in this thread. I'll certainly have to re-think my approach before next year's festival.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprillynnn View Post
    Wasn't he camping? He dressed like that all weekend ...
    hahahaha


    Looks like dude carries around a sniper rifle or a portable solo-flex, either way I'm not saying shit about him.
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    AH! I didn't even think about taking pictures of douches and there were so fucking many. Cap'n, you should make this an official hunt for next year's Coachella. We can make a poll and everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmoneyak View Post
    Hahaha.. Fucking underwear guy , I saw this guy twice.

    Once at Metric when I noticed he was inching ,(excuse the pun), a little too much in my direction. Then again at Devotchka..

    I would have sworn it was photoshopped had you not mentioned this. I guess a brown belt matches best with a pair of tightie whities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrid View Post
    kinky....
    ha ha! i guess i didn't realize i worded it that way. i aim to serve i guess.

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    some douchebags on the coachella express would not shut up and that was before they were drunk. they kept trying to be funny and they hung out with some girl douchebags (whatver they're called). luckily i had my ipod for the trip back to la. one of them was near my listening capacity again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swankgd View Post


    Don't know if he really qualifies as a douche, but he did have me wondering, "Where exactly was he keeping that cigarette?"
    lol I saw that guy. what an awful way to dress. or undress, as it were.

    good point about the cigarette though. lol.

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    Ok, on Friday I was surprised w/ a VIP pass. But for the first 3 hours I was there, I didn't even go in. Also, I dressed for survival and comfort, now for fashion.

    Don't get me wrong, I love me some 4 inch stilettos and having my hair and make-up look good, but I knew that stuff would melt off and I couldn't see crossing an entire polo field in my Steve Maddens.

    Ok, the point: the douchey bitches in VIP that wore the heels, the make-up and the perfect hair that were giving me and my comfy wrap skirt, bikini top and dirty flip-flops 'that look'! The look that said "how the fuck did that loser girl make it into VIP'?

    But whtevr, I don't even think most of them were there for main stage anyway.

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    the only thing douchier than being a douche is to talk about supposed douches on the internet... and yet here i stand being a douche for calling all of you guys douches... ah coachella - a glorious collective of douches

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    there were some spanish dudes right in front of me during Hot Chip. they kept yelling stuff in spanish and jumping up and down. It was fun at first, but they did the same thing for EVERY song. lame.

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    I'm gonna have to be more bold with the camera next year, and just snap away at any douche that is asking for it!! cowboy douche & the under/belt dude are priceless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by natureboy View Post
    ...Looks like dude carries around a sniper rifle or a portable solo-flex, either way I'm not saying shit about him.

    "or a portable solo-flex" oh my god laughing so hard right now
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    um, no...
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    Quote Originally Posted by misterpickles View Post
    the only thing douchier than being a douche is to talk about supposed douches on the internet... and yet here i stand being a douche for calling all of you guys douches... ah coachella - a glorious collective of douches
    How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swankgd View Post


    Don't know if he really qualifies as a douche, but he did have me wondering, "Where exactly was he keeping that cigarette?"
    Hah, that guy was next to me during Stephen Malkmus. I thought pasty Gingers traditionally cover up. What a rebel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swankgd View Post
    He looks like a World of Warcraft character that only has a belt equipped

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    Lol, I got a pic of that guy too:

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    i've mentioned him in other threads, but did anyone see that horrible looking asian teenager? Might have been Japanese, but couldn't really tell.

    He was bone thin. Literally disgusting. Bulemic/anorexic boys seemed to be the big thing this year. ANyway, he was incredibly unhealthy thin and was wearing this hideous short shorts. It looked to be made out of wool, and even had those big buttons on you find on old fashioned wool coats.

    He was running around outside the Shara when I saw him. Disgusting. No picture, sorry
    Judging by the number of times you've felt the need to bring him up, you must have spent a LOT of time looking at him.

    We actually thought it was funny, and I think Jordan has a picture.

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    i saw meathead cowboy at boyz noize, actually there were a lot of buff cowboy hat wearing "confirmed bachelors" there. wierd.

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    and speaking of douchebaggery:

    enough with the "i'm so cool with my 80s neon gear and faux vintage shirt. Most of these fuckers were either way too young to remember anything about the 80s besides sucking on mommy's tit or they weren't even BORN yet.

    asshats.

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    Haha. Is it OK then to wear neon if we were of suitable age in the late 80s? I've been waiting 20 years for this stuff to come back into fashion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eNVyartist View Post
    I concur!!! I don't know who that kid was but he about got the bitchslap of the decade. I was at the back of the saharah chillien and watchin the crowd and he barreled out and into me knocking my tasty and frosty lemonade ONTO the ground!!! The least he coulda done was offer to replace it, let alone apologize.....DOUCHE!!!
    I had a girl run into me at bonnaroo last year and knock my full beer out of my hand...all she did was turn look and give that cute sorry smile look...damn I know the feeling.
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    Respect to red-headed underpants dude. The desert sun does not smile on ginger skin. Hardcore

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Haha. Is it OK then to wear neon if we were of suitable age in the late 80s? I've been waiting 20 years for this stuff to come back into fashion!

    no, its time we let it go

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    and not douchebags, but cunts:

    the two chicks behind me during prince, complaining the whole time before prince came on about how tall the 2 guys (really cool blokes from the UK) were in front of them.

    they asked them to move farther back. they politely declined, but told the chicks they could move in front of them. thank god, i got tired of those two hens yapping away the whole time.

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