134th Kentucky Derby.

[Young blood]

Im bettin on the ponies tomorrow. Anyone else? I mostly excited for the mint juleps.




Yes animal cruelty peeps we went over this last year. Take it somewheres else.

[menikmati]

I wanna see a triple crown winner!!! Came so close with Silver Charm, then Real Quiet, then Charasmatic, then Funnycide, and War Emblem, and Smarty Jones. That fuckin Belmont Stakes is killer.

[Grandma]

I'm betting on Man-o-War this year

[Young blood]

Youre a peach grandma.


Big Brown is the horse to do it this year but his name sucks so I do think it will happen.

[menikmati]

I bet Cigar can still kick all their asses.

[Young blood]

To bad he was infertile. His offspring would have equaled mad money. Cigar was a great horse.

[Young blood]

What are your predictions for the race?

[Young blood]

[Mr.Nipples]

julia roberts

[Young blood]

hahahahaha

[TomAz]

There were these two horses standing at the bar. One said to the other "How ya doin?" ...other replied, "not so good...the other day I was in a race and there were so many GREAT horses and jockeys I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' this race and all of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a head."

The other horse said, "No kiddin' yesterday I was in a race and the same thing ...I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' and half way around the track...WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won!"

This greyhound walks up to the two horses and says, "Scuse me but I couldn't help but overhear you guys. Just today I was in a race and there were so many great dogs I figured 'screw it' I ain't runnin' in this race. All of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a length!!"

One horse looked at the other and said, "WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, A TALKIN' DOG!!!"

[marooko]

There were these two horses standing at the bar. One said to the other "How ya doin?" ...other replied, "not so good...the other day I was in a race and there were so many GREAT horses and jockeys I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' this race and all of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a head."

The other horse said, "No kiddin' yesterday I was in a race and the same thing ...I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' and half way around the track...WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won!"

This greyhound walks up to the two horses and says, "Scuse me but I couldn't help but overhear you guys. Just today I was in a race and there were so many great dogs I figured 'screw it' I ain't runnin' in this race. All of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a length!!"

One horse looked at the other and said, "WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, A TALKIN' DOG!!!"

i fucking love lame jokes. thanks tom. seriously.

[TomAz]

happy to oblige.

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friendds look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious.The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

[marooko]

happy to oblige.

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friendds look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious.The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

ive heard that one, so for me it wasnt as good. funny, but not as.

got anymore?

[kreutz2112]

one of the horses had to be euthanized after it broke both of it's front legs..

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

Horse racing is so evil.

Lots of pain and suffering by the animals-only matched by the amount of $$$ spent by heartless assholes.

Why does anyone think this is glamorous, or the high life?

It is JUST PLAIN WRONG.
Has zero to do with "love of horses".

[bballarl]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[Young blood]

That is one fast horse. He will be a triple crown winner unless.......he breaks his legs and is shot in the head. On the track. Dead. Unicorn heaven.

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

"Animal Cruelty Peeps"????

What a dumbass response.

I was on this thread opposing horse racing last year,
and that was before Barbaro was injured and subsequently died,
or, was,ha-ha, "humanely euthanized".
Is that just all part of what's so appealing about it?

I won't say anymore, but it's a pretty appropriate place to say what I think!

[Young blood]

Guess what im having for dinner.....HORSE! MMMMM DELICIOUS DEAD HORSE!

[bballarl]

When a horse has to be euthanized on the track, they should leave the body and allow the carrion fowl to pick it clean. Nature, ladies and gentlemen.

[Young blood]

For a side dish im thinking....baby seal.

[Young blood]

"Animal Cruelty Peeps"????

What a dumbass response.

I was on this thread opposing horse racing last year,
and that was before Barbaro was injured and subsequently died,
or, was,ha-ha, "humanely euthanized".
Is that just all part of what's so appealing about it?

I won't say anymore, but it's a pretty appropriate place to say what I think!

Did you hear a horse died today?


Your tears are delicious.

[Young blood]

When a horse has to be euthanized on the track, they should leave the body and allow the carrion fowl to pick it clean. Nature, ladies and gentlemen.

Thats beautiful.

[kreutz2112]

For a side dish im thinking....baby seal.

see I was thinking main course: horse, side: baby horse.

[Jenniehoo]

Guess what im having for dinner.....HORSE! MMMMM DELICIOUS DEAD HORSE!

I'm going to have to sig this.

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

Bon appetit!

There is nothing natural about an animal having to be euthanized on
a race track.
There was nothing noble about "saving" Barbaro, but it soothed the ignorant
fans, and everyone's collective guilt.
The drugs used to euthanize an animal (enough to kill a horse)
would make it toxic for any other creature to ingest.

Eat up. Yummy.

[bballarl]

There are no drugs involved when you use a rifle.

[PineapplePete]

mmm...buckshot

[Mr.Nipples]

Horse racing is so evil.

Lots of pain and suffering by the animals-only matched by the amount of $$$ spent by heartless assholes.

Why does anyone think this is glamorous, or the high life?

It is JUST PLAIN WRONG.
Has zero to do with "love of horses".

the day cops get their fat asses off of horses is the day i start bitching about the kentucky derby...

"hey look! a baseball made out of secretariat!"