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    Default Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    Zero Idea what to get them.

    My dad is impossible to shop for, unless its boring old Gift certificates.

    I need ideas and i need them quick. B-day/anniversary is Friday. He just got a new car so I'm thinking something along those lines
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    how old is Dad? & what's your budget?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    uhhh 63. i think.

    20-30 bucks
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    ugh. maybe a shirt.

    make him one that says "my son went to Coachella and all I got was this lousy t-shirt". geezers eat that kind of shit up.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    TomAz, thanks for my first laugh of the day! Great idea!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    hahaha

    he's got enough shirts. I think a mug would work better
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    another idea is the Deadliest Catch dvd. my dad loves that.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    how do YOU feel about deadliest catch DVDs, tom?
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Default Re: Dad's b Day and parents anniversary

    they're pretty dull.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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