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    WTF was up with them?

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    Default Re: Drug Sniffing Horses!

    at first view of the title i imagined horses actually snorting drugs.

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    i enjoyed the cop horses in the campgrounds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    i enjoyed the cop horses in the campgrounds
    I didn't enjoy the horse that pooped just in front of my locker on day 1

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    Default Re: Drug Sniffing Horses!

    Those horses were brought in specifically for their drug sniffing abilities.. I was just waiting for them to trample the polo grounds and take all of our drugs.

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    the horses were wakling around camping last night and neighing. it was scaring me so hard.

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    I had to hurry up and take all my drugs before the horses did!!!!
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    I was walking into the campground on Friday night and they were staring me down so hard, waiting for that one perfect opportune moment to strike. I don't know why but they gave me a pass but I knew it was only a matter of time before they sniffed me out.

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    What? I've never heard of that before.

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    so that's how they get them to run around the track so fast...

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    Good thing they didn't smell the drugz I had tucked under my balls to enter the festival. That could have turned very awkward, very quickly...

    Cheers to Cassie for coining "drug sniffing horses," good times.

    Edit* I got Cassie and Ellie's names mixed up. Sorry :-/
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    you gotta be fucking kidding me.

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    i second that ... points to ellie for coining the term

    did anyone take pics of the drug sniffing horses? i expect that cassie would've
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    you gotta be fucking kidding me.
    i cant stop laughing at it.

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    I'd share a beer with that horse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Good thing they didn't smell the drugz I had tucked under my balls to enter the festival. That could have turned very awkward, very quickly...

    Cheers to Cassie for coining "drug sniffing horses," good times.

    Edit* I got Cassie and Ellie's names mixed up. Sorry :-/
    Quote Originally Posted by karecares View Post
    i second that ... points to ellie for coining the term

    did anyone take pics of the drug sniffing horses? i expect that cassie would've
    Methinks I got names mixed and that it was Cassie who came up with drug sniffing horses. Who knows, apparently I'm all kinds of confused. It did come from the camp all alone crew, thats for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Methinks I got names mixed and that it was Cassie who came up with drug sniffing horses. Who knows, apparently I'm all kinds of confused. It did come from the camp all alone crew, thats for sure.
    Methinks you got girls confused with your fellow guy carpoolmate. I drunkenly coined it after downing massive amounts of Jaeger and MJ and cavorting within the mobile drum unit. I'll forgive you. Jordan is a rather unisex name...
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    On a random sidenote: I really hope Fischerspooner makes an appearance at Coachella '09.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KindigerJ View Post
    Methinks you got girls confused with your fellow guy carpoolmate. I drunkenly coined it after downing massive amounts of Jaeger and MJ and cavorting within the mobile drum unit. I'll forgive you. Jordan is a rather unisex name...
    Well damn. I honestly thought it was Cassie. "Drug sniffing horses" does sound just crazy enough to be your brainchild.

    But I wholly concur with your random side note and hear its a total possibility.

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    cassie is our resident horse, rides/works with/etc person so that would make sense
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    I remember telling people about how horses can't throw up and can't breathe through their mouths, so they would HAVE to smell the drugs, lol, but I didn't coin that brilliant term.

    i remember we were also talking about how I was going to bring my horse with me and challenge the drug sniffing horses. or about how I wanted to steal one of them and just gallop through the rows of tents....
    would be SO FUN
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    I never laughed so hard.

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    I WANNA BE A DRUG SNIFFING DOG... err, horse, SO I CAN SNORT COKE ALL DAY LONG!
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    I have a friend at work who has never been to Coachella, this will be her first year. She just walked up to me all quite and says "Hey, I know you go to Coachella every year... I hear they have drug sniffing horses. How does that work? Do you have to walk passed them when you go in? Does that make it hard to take things in with you?"

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    Tried to have a staring contest with one after a couple caps and stems. The horse won and I walked away terrified. He smelled the fear on me I thought.

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    This is a highly amusing thread.
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    PETA needs to be involved in this . Imagine all of the ponies with no parents around because the father becomes an addict .

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