Missed Connections 2008

[McAwesome]

it's time for some love connections, and i wanna be invited to a wedding (:

[myheadphones]

Ok here's mine: looking for an Asian girl with semi-long hair, I came up to you on Sunday night before leaving and told you I first noticed you at the Fatboy Slim show. I asked you who you were there to see, you said Fatboy Slim and asked me the same. I was too shy to keep the conversation going so I cut it short and told you I just thought you were pretty. You laughed and seemed flattered =) Wish I would've at least gotten your name! I'm also an Asian female with shorter hair. It's a long shot but worth a try... contact me if you think this is you...

[Cdubby]

i was on my way out on sunday night, you came up to me and and asked me who i was there to see. the first thing i noticed was your bad breath and funky boy haircut. i said fatboy slim, you blurted out that i was pretty. i got freaked the fuck out and kept walking. whoever that was please dont try to contact me here on the boards, thanks.

[benlloyd]

JUNEBUG!!!


its benlloyd from florida but now LA ....
I met you at your tent
i never got your info but i want to hang out so find me here!


love love love!!!!

fb: benlloyd goldstein

[Mugwog]

i was on my way out on sunday night, you came up to me and and asked me who i was there to see. the first thing i noticed was your bad breath and funky boy haircut. i said fatboy slim, you blurted out that i was pretty. i got freaked the fuck out and kept walking. whoever that was please dont try to contact me here on the boards, thanks.

l o l

[adeline3]

JUNEBUG!!!


its benlloyd from florida but now LA ....
I met you at your tent
i never got your info but i want to hang out so find me here!


love love love!!!!

fb: benlloyd goldstein

i met her too!!! wasn't she adorable?

[jigsaw]

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!

[shaggyduck]

Person who wants to give me free tix for next year. I know you were there. I could feel your presence. Send me a PM if you are still looking for me.

[swankgd]

Hey, if you're that one girl. You know, the really cute one wearing next to nothing, oversized sunglasses, with a great rack, drop me a PM.

[marooko]

not really a missed connection, just wanted to tell the girl i was hacking with that she was really good. didnt tell her in person cause i didnt want it to seem like "hey baby, you can really hack". so, if you're a chick that hacks, you went to this years coachella, you're good at hacking and you hacked with a guy in a green t-shirt with a green bag, you can hack really good. it was fun.

[ThomThom]

Shut up you fucking hacker.

[marooko]

you're just mad cause you cant hack.

[ThomThom]

I can hack with the best of them... Hippies, dykes, stoner's, smelly white kids, and even little pussy fucks like yourself.

Hacking deathmatch?

[suprefan]

Bring it

[marooko]

oh motherflower, its ON!!!!. NEXT YEAR!!! YOU AND ME!!! HACK CIRCLE!!!

[marooko]

or, hack line i guess, if its just us two. either way....YOU AND ME!!! HACK CIRCLE!!! OR HACK LINE!!!

[Goodtoknow]

to the guy who walked in on me while taking a dump during stephen malkmus...you better hide!!

no only kidding.

about the hiding part.

why do you think i left it unlocked...

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Girl who looked like a Pixie dancing outside of the Sahara during Fatboy's set,

you were very pretty and I'd like to take you to coffee

[ThomThom]

Girl who looked like a Pixie dancing outside of the Sahara during Fatboy's set,

you were very pretty and I'd like to take you to coffee

Or to bed?

[eNVyartist]

Damn ya all getter bet more specific!!


I am looking for steve, from San Fran that came with Maggie and Adam. We met sitting on the grass next to the cubetron. Right before Deadmau5. After that we headed over for Gogol, I stopped to grab a water and went to meet ya guys and got lost! It was VERY cool hanging with you guys. I have Adam's number SOMEWHERE in my phone call log but dammit I'm a lil shy to call and ask!

[marooko]

Damn ya all getter bet more specific!!

sig.

[Senor Cardgage]

Guy in the south end Men's Room trailer, 4:45 sunday:


Look motherfucker, "Just blow it on my back, sailor" doesnt mean wrench my head sideways and nut in my ear you fucking prick. And I know you did it on purpose cuz I heard you giggling. Plus, how could that even happen by accident?

The general store didnt have any Q-Tips so your fucking spunk dried in there, totally ruining what otherwise would have been a brilliant quad mix during Roger Waters as I could only hear things on my left.

It also affected my equilibrium and I zig zagged everywhere I walked for two days.

Also, can a dude get another dude pregnant?
Lets give it a shot at Bonnaroo?

[obvnotmuchelse]

Guy at the neighborhoodies tent you were sooooooo chill, we wanted to tell you we were in with love you

[irmayesca]

i am looking for a boy who was wearing red short shorts and a red blue and white striped shirt. i just wanted to tell you to put on some clothes next year tyvm.

[ThomThom]

i am looking for a boy who was wearing red short shorts and a red blue and white striped shirt. i just wanted to tell you to put on some clothes next year tyvm.

Hey fuck you I get alot of compliments on those shorts.

[irmayesca]

Hey fuck you I get alot of compliments on those shorts.

well i'll admit i am mostly just saying that cuz i was a little too turned on

[Suffacated]

To the nice young man who took it upon himself to climb up on the block wall
behind our home and remove the Happy Coachella 2008 flag that Brokendoll made...

When you looked into my eyes you knew that you had just fucked up big time.
Young man, your life was just about to end.
Thank God that you had someone waiting for you with transportation.
Had you hesitated, it would have appeared that you slipped and fell off the wall onto Monroe St.
An 18 wheeler would have then finished you off...
Timing is everything motherfucker.
Such a terrible accident.
Ya know, had you have asked first, BD or myself would have gladly given the thing to you.
Although I may not look it,
I really am a caring, giving, nice kind of guy.

[quicksand]

Ok here's mine: looking for an Asian girl with semi-long hair, I came up to you on Sunday night before leaving and told you I first noticed you at the Fatboy Slim show. I asked you who you were there to see, you said Fatboy Slim and asked me the same. I was too shy to keep the conversation going so I cut it short and told you I just thought you were pretty. You laughed and seemed flattered =) Wish I would've at least gotten your name! I'm also an Asian female with shorter hair. It's a long shot but worth a try... contact me if you think this is you...

I'll have her pm you when she wakes up.

[quicksand]

To the girl with the short hair, red lipstick, and white cut-off shirt waiting on the gate for Holy Fuck, you are really pretty and I have a crush on you.

[Cdubby]

To the girl in the Portapotties outside the Sahara early Friday around 1 pm-

You were wearing a white tank top, brown khaki shorts and some Onitsuka Tiger shoes. I was waiting in line, and I mean I really had to go bad (think breakfast burrito from campgrounds with jack daniels lubricating my asshole), I mean I needed to shit with some force. Anyways, you opened the door and I was awestruck by your beauty, I wanted to talk to you there but I needed to spray mud ASAP.

When I entered the bathroom I could tell you were the first person to use it. I saw your beautiful work of creation sitting in the blue pond below and I just inhaled the fumes of your body. It smelt like you might of had Denny's? Probably the one off Highway 111.

Anyways I would love to meet up with you over coffee or something, hit me up!

-Cdubby