do people have sex at coachella?

[microloveb]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

you've got a lot of issues you need to work out

[CalmerThanYou]

Sweet god. That post was WAY too intense.

[xanman86]

holy shit i cant believe i just read that lol

[CalmerThanYou]

Is it OK to lift up your girls skirt, and stick it in while standing during a set? would people get pissed if all fluids remained in your personal bubble?

[All That I Am]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Dude, seriously, how does it come to this?

P.S. I'd also really like R. Kelly to make a song about this post.

[Astrid]

oh noes. :-/

[BeeII]

Um.....what the....? That sounds a lot more like beasteality than it does a letter to Penthouse. Furry!? :-X

interspecies erotica, fucko

[jigsaw]

Is it OK to lift up your girls skirt, and stick it in while standing during a set?

YES. This is a much better fantasy...

[BeeII]

Is it OK to lift up your girls skirt, and stick it in while standing during a set? would people get pissed if all fluids remained in your personal bubble?

the real question is: is it ok for me to lift up your girl's skirt, and stick it in while standing during a set?

[jigsaw]

As long as you wash that shitty bear cum out your mouth.

[anti-square]

So um Bee, you copied and pasted that from somewhere right? Please tell me you don't really fantasize that crazy shit. Actually fuck it, do your thang

[CalmerThanYou]

the real question is: is it ok for me to lift up your girl's skirt, and stick it in while standing during a set?

NoNonOnoNoNOnO...not after that little tryst you just described.

[BeeII]

NoNonOnoNoNOnO...not after that little tryst you just described.

oh i see how it is, just because someone is into some 3some bear sex every once in a while, suddenly you become all judgmental and shit and won't share your girlfriend for a little sahara tent rogering.

[BeeII]

So um Bee, you copied and pasted that from somewhere right? Please tell me you don't really fantasize that crazy shit. Actually fuck it, do your thang

see: internet memes, copypasta, e-thug.txt, bearfantasty.txt

[CalmerThanYou]

Yeah dude, no sharing gay penis with chick (nothing wrong with gay penis, just not in my chicks pee pee hole.)

[clumsy342]

the real question is: is it ok for me to lift up your girl's skirt, and stick it in while standing during a set?

OKay -
THAT looked really funny with your avatar.

[Heresy]

Wow Bee......


Anyhoo, I've never seen people just go at it in the middle of the field. My first year at Coachella, this guy I know overexaggerated and said there's people having sex all over the field. I know for a fact there's sex going on in the camping areas.

[inutil]

interspecies erotica, fucko

Nice... great clerks reference.. right?

[BeeII]

Nice... great clerks reference.. right?

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to indio and find those fucks that put on coachella, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made them eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

Love, BeeII

[BeeII]

Yeah dude, no sharing gay penis with chick (nothing wrong with gay penis, just not in my chicks pee pee hole.)

it's not gay if it's with bears.

plus, don't be so suburban

[Cancersticks1]

it's not gay if it's with bears.

plus, don't be so suburban

actually thats exactly what i thought it meant:

[Dave Gravy]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Man, that's fucking hot! I blew my wad all over my keyboard after reading this!

[BeeII]

It came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

[sbessiso]

its refreshing to have someone else make the thread gay for once

[Vic Viper]

Bear post > Dolphin post

[sbessiso]

bears fucking rule

[odelayer]

odelayer, you look like someone that'd be a lot of fun to trip with

hahaha oh really? that's interesting . . .

[sbessiso]

yeah, maybe its becuase we're both BECK-tastic

[sbessiso]

BECK-tacular

[sbessiso]

BECK-gasmic