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    Default Would you rather be 7 feet tall or a midget?

    both have their advantages/disadvantages. If you were 7 feet tall, you'd have to buy a special bed and your car would have to be specially fitted for you. You would constantly be hitting your head on stuff. People would stare at you either way. If you had to chose between one or the other, which one would you take? Feel free to explain your decision.

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    7 feet with any resemblance of athleticism and you are at least getting a free college degree > then dwarf status

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cdubby View Post
    7 feet with any resemblance of athleticism and you are at least getting a free college degree > then dwarf status
    But the other way you could be a jockey. could be lucrative and fun.

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    7 feet tall for sure. I'd like my chances of getting laid as a 7 footer a lot more. Little people are creepy looking. Apologies to any little people reading this, but its true.

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    7 feet tall would be dope for concerts....no one blockin your view at all... ill take it.
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    you'd have to buy a special bed, car and trou, but you'd save a sh*tload of cash on ladders.
    ...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"

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    I heard that midgets can't wipe their own asses-so I pick 7ft.
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    Midgets die young.
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    7 ft tall, NBA here i come
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepoetblue View Post
    Midgets die young.
    So do people with gigantism. When your cells experience such rapid growth it mimics cancer conditions and you end up with cancer at a fairly young age - that's why big dogs usually die of cancer when they're not terribly old.

    Anyway, are we talking midget or dwarf? Because midgets are perfectly proportional, and that wouldn't be so bad.
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    Default Re: Would you rather be 7 feet tall or a midget?

    Are there people who are 7 feet tall and don't have gigantism? Like can you just be 7 feet tall?
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    I don't know, but being really big still puts excess strain on your organs.
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    Plus, if you're a midget then you would have a midget dick. I would rather be 7' with a dick the size of midget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    7 ft tall, NBA here i come
    7ft tall doesn't remotely guarantee you'd make it to the NBA. With remotely good coordination you might be able to get a scholarship to play college ball somewhere though.

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    I'd be a midget, I think the sex would be better and every chick's bewbs would look bigger

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    Default Re: Would you rather be 7 feet tall or a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    So do people with gigantism. When your cells experience such rapid growth it mimics cancer conditions and you end up with cancer at a fairly young age - that's why big dogs usually die of cancer when they're not terribly old.

    Anyway, are we talking midget or dwarf? Because midgets are perfectly proportional, and that wouldn't be so bad.
    7 ft isnt gigantism...

    shaq, kevin garnet, yao ming... etc..

    theyre not dead either...

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    I'd choose 7ft tall with a midget as my partner...(With ears shaped like handles!)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I'd be 7 feet tall and want to play in the NBA but only if I could be a guy and it was only temporary(say 2 years) and I would play with the Spurs.
    Timmy and I would be best friends. I wouldn't want to be a 7 foot tall woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    I'd be 7 feet tall and want to play in the NBA but only if I could be a guy and it was only temporary(say 2 years) and I would play with the Spurs.
    Timmy and I would be best friends. I wouldn't want to be a 7 foot tall woman.
    What if Timmy were a midget with handles for ears?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    that would be ok...I have had dreams about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I don't know, but being really big still puts excess strain on your organs.
    So far, excess strain on my organ has not caused any health problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepoetblue View Post
    So far, excess strain on my organ has not caused any health problems.
    Not so fast, pal...Coach hasn't gotten here yet. You're liable to knock yourself out!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I think little people are cute.
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    im 6'5" i cant imagine things getting any smaller AHHHHHHHH!

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    I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.

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    7' tall is not THAT tall.. I mean it's tall as fuck.. but I'm sure you would still be able to drive a lot of automobiles.. plus you could slam dunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by instinct View Post
    7' tall is not THAT tall.. I mean it's tall as fuck.. but I'm sure you would still be able to drive a lot of automobiles.. plus you could slam dunk.
    i'm 6 ft 2 and my car seat is all the way back. I doubt anyone who is 7ft can drive a car with a clutch safely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weeping Willow View Post
    i'm 6 ft 2 and my car seat is all the way back. I doubt anyone who is 7ft can drive a car with a clutch safely
    You must ghett-o ride.

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    who gives a fuck about buying special things to fit your size. imagine the few you'd get at coachella!

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