Would you rather be 7 feet tall or a midget?

[Weeping Willow]

both have their advantages/disadvantages. If you were 7 feet tall, you'd have to buy a special bed and your car would have to be specially fitted for you. You would constantly be hitting your head on stuff. People would stare at you either way. If you had to chose between one or the other, which one would you take? Feel free to explain your decision.

[Cdubby]

7 feet with any resemblance of athleticism and you are at least getting a free college degree > then dwarf status

[Weeping Willow]

7 feet with any resemblance of athleticism and you are at least getting a free college degree > then dwarf status

But the other way you could be a jockey. could be lucrative and fun.

[boarderwoozel3]

7 feet tall for sure. I'd like my chances of getting laid as a 7 footer a lot more. Little people are creepy looking. Apologies to any little people reading this, but its true.

[paulb]

7 feet tall would be dope for concerts....no one blockin your view at all... ill take it.

[SheriNOIR]

you'd have to buy a special bed, car and trou, but you'd save a sh*tload of cash on ladders.

[captncrzy]

I heard that midgets can't wipe their own asses-so I pick 7ft.

[thepoetblue]

Midgets die young.

[Blinken]

7 ft tall, NBA here i come

[miscorrections]

Midgets die young.

So do people with gigantism. When your cells experience such rapid growth it mimics cancer conditions and you end up with cancer at a fairly young age - that's why big dogs usually die of cancer when they're not terribly old.

Anyway, are we talking midget or dwarf? Because midgets are perfectly proportional, and that wouldn't be so bad.

[thepoetblue]

Are there people who are 7 feet tall and don't have gigantism? Like can you just be 7 feet tall?

[miscorrections]

I don't know, but being really big still puts excess strain on your organs.

[jigsaw]

Plus, if you're a midget then you would have a midget dick. I would rather be 7' with a dick the size of midget.

[Weeping Willow]

7 ft tall, NBA here i come

7ft tall doesn't remotely guarantee you'd make it to the NBA. With remotely good coordination you might be able to get a scholarship to play college ball somewhere though.

[flowbee]

I'd be a midget, I think the sex would be better and every chick's bewbs would look bigger

[NiceArthur32]

So do people with gigantism. When your cells experience such rapid growth it mimics cancer conditions and you end up with cancer at a fairly young age - that's why big dogs usually die of cancer when they're not terribly old.

Anyway, are we talking midget or dwarf? Because midgets are perfectly proportional, and that wouldn't be so bad.

7 ft isnt gigantism...

shaq, kevin garnet, yao ming... etc..

theyre not dead either...

[BROKENDOLL]

I'd choose 7ft tall with a midget as my partner...(With ears shaped like handles!)

[Pixiessp]

I'd be 7 feet tall and want to play in the NBA but only if I could be a guy and it was only temporary(say 2 years) and I would play with the Spurs.
Timmy and I would be best friends. I wouldn't want to be a 7 foot tall woman.

[BROKENDOLL]

I'd be 7 feet tall and want to play in the NBA but only if I could be a guy and it was only temporary(say 2 years) and I would play with the Spurs.
Timmy and I would be best friends. I wouldn't want to be a 7 foot tall woman.

What if Timmy were a midget with handles for ears?

[Pixiessp]

that would be ok...I have had dreams about him.

[thepoetblue]

I don't know, but being really big still puts excess strain on your organs.

So far, excess strain on my organ has not caused any health problems.

[BROKENDOLL]

So far, excess strain on my organ has not caused any health problems.

Not so fast, pal...Coach hasn't gotten here yet. You're liable to knock yourself out!

[amyzzz]

I think little people are cute.

[myelectrolife]

im 6'5" i cant imagine things getting any smaller AHHHHHHHH!

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[instinct]

7' tall is not THAT tall.. I mean it's tall as fuck.. but I'm sure you would still be able to drive a lot of automobiles.. plus you could slam dunk.

[Weeping Willow]

7' tall is not THAT tall.. I mean it's tall as fuck.. but I'm sure you would still be able to drive a lot of automobiles.. plus you could slam dunk.

i'm 6 ft 2 and my car seat is all the way back. I doubt anyone who is 7ft can drive a car with a clutch safely

[Goodtoknow]

i'm 6 ft 2 and my car seat is all the way back. I doubt anyone who is 7ft can drive a car with a clutch safely

You must ghett-o ride.

[Adelita]

who gives a fuck about buying special things to fit your size. imagine the few you'd get at coachella!