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Thread: Offical Coachella Message Board Douche of the Year Award

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    Default Offical Coachella Message Board Douche of the Year Award

    it gives me profound pleasure to announce to all of you......without any doubt in my mind......that we've selected the biggest douche on the board correctly.......but first....a look back......this year was a tough one guys...


    the board was BUZZING with douchebags this year.....lurkers, vets, weirdos, assholes (ahem), jocks, cocks, useless moderators, and coke dealing ticket scalpers....if the award could have been given to the whole board....who were all worthy in my mind of this award.....and as justified as that would have been.... for the sake of sanity, and giving that special, unique someone the credit they deserve....we just can't do that, kids.


    this time next week, we'll probably all be getting down to portishead or prince, enjoying our weekend in the desert, collectively raising our chances of skin cancer. and with this award, i hope whether you choose to watch hot chip or animal collective, rilo kiley or M.I.A., spiritualized or my morning jacket, no matter who you choose, this person, this model citizen of an example, will be in the back of your mind throughout your coachella experience. Ladies and gentleman.........a drum roll please....


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    the man who has contributed more to society than any teacher, proud parent, homicide investigator, or chuckie cheese..........even though he needs no introduction.......the winner is.......






    RANDY aka LASTGREATMAN





    randy.......without you, the word douchebag wouldn't warrant any real response to anyone or anything, and you keep that alive every year. keep it going buddy! keep the dynasty alive!
    RESPEK

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    congrats Randy!

    i thought i had a shot.
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    FAIL.

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    In other news, Britney is pregnant, Paris is stupid, and Elton John is gay.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    And the sun is hot.

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    And I thought I would win..............

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    Its hard to win this award in EVERY single internet board. You cant win them all.
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    Very well done!





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    sorry supre, I know how bad you wanted to win this award

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    This thread fucking sucks.
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    the sky is blue, aswell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    This thread fucking sucks.
    But your signature sure doesn't. Fantastic!
    For your health

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    I actually like Randy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    I actually like Randy.
    seconded

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    I can hardly wait for his acceptance speech...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You're the banana king charlie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    And I thought I would win..............
    yeah, seriosuly. what happened with that?

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    This is some witty, clever shit here. And look at the crazy motherlicker who started it. HE CRAZY WITH DA ALI G! RESPEK!!!!

    Oh, so clever. And that whole lead up and drum roll. Oh my fucking God, I think I lost a testicle laughing so hard. This would shame anyone. WHAT A ROAST!

    I can almost hear him giggling as he read it back to himself right before hitting post! OHHHH, he just laugh and laugh and so proud of funny. He probably check thread 10 times an hour to see all the praising of his very funny stuff. This is what makes for GOOOD funny stuff here.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    I came in 3rd place.

    for reals

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    nah Randy isn't a douche. Randy is an asshole. Huge difference.

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    True that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    This is some witty, clever shit here. And look at the crazy motherlicker who started it. HE CRAZY WITH DA ALI G! RESPEK!!!!

    Oh, so clever. And that whole lead up and drum roll. Oh my fucking God, I think I lost a testicle laughing so hard. This would shame anyone. WHAT A ROAST!

    I can almost hear him giggling as he read it back to himself right before hitting post! OHHHH, he just laugh and laugh and so proud of funny. He probably check thread 10 times an hour to see all the praising of his very funny stuff. This is what makes for GOOOD funny stuff here.
    Is that fucking Beau Bridges in your avatar?
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Is that fucking Beau Bridges in your avatar?
    *sigh*

    No.

    *shakes head*
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Jeff, Lloyd, Madison County? Which one!?
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    I'm going to go cry because I didn't win this.
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    I couldn't possibly be more of an asshole on these boards and for the second year running I'm not even a nominee.

    I give up.
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    get your tounge out of his asshole
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    Did his hat play a part in your decision?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Gravy View Post
    Did his hat play a part in your decision?
    had to.

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    So what does he get for winning?

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