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    (with all due repect to Erik...)

    So I was playing first base in the second game of a softball double header last night, when I got hit in the eyeball with an absurdly ahrd hit softball. The team we were playing was a bunch of pricks and I was pissed off with them already, but when their centerfielder went down hard, grabbing her knee and their whole team went out there to gather around her, I went out to see if she was OK and offered to call the ambulance if she needed it. I'm a nice guy like that. Then, the next inning, when I got smacked hard after the ball hit a rock, and was on the ground, the guy that hit it came up to me and said "That's what you get!"... I kind of lost it. Despite being in bad pain, I started yelling at him, and was in a fighting mood... mind you, I've never thrown a punch in my life... but I was ready to kill that motherfucker. Anyway, I was just yelling at him and I got kicked out of the game for dropping an F-Bomb. I had just been hit in the face with a softball, and I can't cuss?

    Back to topic, I showed up to work with the nice begining of a black eye. I thought I would keep a running photo record of the shiner's progression. It could have been a lot worse. I am a little nervous that it isn't swelling, but I feel a lot of pressure on my eye. It's my way getting more involved again. Don't say I don't care.





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    Sweet.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    god what a weak black eye


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    did you get a broken nose too?
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    It's naturally that way.

    And yes, tessa, it didn't quite come out in the pictures. I'm counting on it getting worse. If it doesn't get worse, then this whole thing will be a bust. Which, ironically, will also be me out-yabloing yablo.
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    hey sometimes these things take time to color in.

    The best threads are personal injury threads.

    I should show you my kneecap from Friday night.

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    I was just kidding about the nose. When I look at the computer screen from different angles, your eyes are following me. Hmmm. And you don't have crow's feet. Just to be young again....
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    I only have a week left in my 20's...

    And you can't see the grey hair or receding hair line...
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    Your expression even looks the same as Greg's when he did this. Somewhere between frightened and frightening. Please keep it up.

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    i got hit in the eye with a jofa puck that rebounded from a slapshot off someone's stick. black eye across the entire bottom of my eye...it ruled

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    Story no good w/o pics.

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    That's what you get... but for fucking with me.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    Story no good w/o pics.
    they didn't have cameras when i was in high school

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    shut up I know you got one of those sepia toned powder blast things scuttled away in the hope chest

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    Well, I have circles under my eyes like yabs, too.
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    You could put eye cream on the non-black eye and umm. I'mn't sure what, exactly would be the point there. But it might provide some amusing posts.
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    John - I love how you continue to employ I'mn't.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    i didn't even read this thread, but.

    OH MY GOD JEFF HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT BIRD ON YOUR WALL?

    i have seriously been looking for that exact same thing for YEARS. is it just one, or is it a flock? is it made of wood? teak, maybe?

    i might pee.

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    I suggest you mark the current outline of the bruise with a Sharpie so that we may more easily observe its growth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I suggest you mark the current outline of the bruise with a Sharpie so that we may more easily observe its growth.
    Seconded. I suggest a green Sharpie.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I suggest you mark the current outline of the bruise with a Sharpie so that we may more easily observe its growth.
    Yes, and then we can take bets on it.

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    I bet you you'll fork over your gambling money quietly when I crack your face like a pomegranate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    You could put eye cream on the non-black eye and umm. I'mn't sure what, exactly would be the point there. But it might provide some amusing posts.

    I had a post written suggesting this very thing, but decided to just mention my circles and see what people would say. You played PERFECTLY.

    I got some complimentary eye cream when I bought face lotion a year or more ago and the eye lotion not shockingly has not been used yet. I will start applying it to the non-bruised eye.
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    Oh, it's filled out nicely today
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    Have you put any meat on it? I heard meat is the way to go....at least it was in the 50's

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    shut up I know you got one of those sepia toned powder blast things scuttled away in the hope chest
    you got me...here's my camera



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    wtf was that guy thinking, telling you "that's what you get"? I mean where did that come from? you shouldda kicked him in the nuts. hard.

    also, this may be informative.

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    My mom put some meat on my foot once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    My mom put some meat on my foot once.
    Did it make you feel better?
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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