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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0o4Qb_d7Io

    frequent flyer mile advantages accepted...
    Last edited by Mr.Nipples; 02-01-2007 at 09:48 AM.

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    You just made the list.

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    the last of assholes on the coachella boards? im already on that list.

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    Wasn't Heaven's Gate a band that played at Coachella?

    http://truemetal.org/mastersofmetal/heavensgate.htm

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    no heavens gate is my cult.

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    AHAHHAHAHAHA I watched some documentary on that shiz some months ago.

    The dude was a total crackhead. HAHA. I laugh thinking they "believe" that.

    It's probably the free acid at the local meetings.

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    free acid...yes...was it lysergic?...no

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    Cult huh....I dunno...do you have free medical, dental, and life insurance?
    You came here to steal our great ideas! You've been foiled, we have none.

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    free medical...yes
    free dental...yes
    free life insurance...depends on what your definition of life insurance is...

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    if you are a male, let it be known that surgical emasculation is a prerequisite for the particular type of salvation we believe in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    if you are a male, let it be known that surgical emasculation is a prerequisite for the particular type of salvation we believe in.
    What if I'm already emotionally emasculated from a traumatic childhood incident?
    You came here to steal our great ideas! You've been foiled, we have none.

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    then youll fit right in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    then youll fit right in
    Schwing!
    You came here to steal our great ideas! You've been foiled, we have none.

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    Jesus will save you!!
    The LORD loves righteousness and justice; the earth is full of his unfailing love.
    Psalm 33:5

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    Quote Originally Posted by starbright777 View Post
    Jesus will save you!!
    sicko
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I just sprayed my computer with a double shot espresso...

    Totally laughed at the free nikes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by starbright777 View Post
    Jesus will save you!!
    Wrong cult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    David Koresh > Marshall Applewhite

    Koresh went out with guns blazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    David Koresh > Marshall Applewhite

    Koresh went out with guns blazing.


    Ah-ah-ah-ah-MEN!!!
    Last edited by disgustipated; 04-05-2007 at 09:59 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    will there be candy or puppies?

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    actually i've got a puppy covered in candy in my van. would you like to step inside?

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    covered in nerds

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    only if its a LAB

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