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    Default Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    The Ides of April are here.

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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    i know the IRS is just doing their job, but i think i want to include them in my "Fuck you" to the shitheads who piss away the dough we so generously give them.

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    I hope they can help lots of crack ho baby mamas with the $3,500 that I had to send them!

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    Abolish the IRS.
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    has anyone else seen that film, america from freedom to facism? not a good idea to watch that the day before you file your taxes.

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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    Yeah!!! Im $1013.24 poorer today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rnewton81 View Post
    I hope they can help lots of crack ho baby mamas with the $3,500 that I had to send them!
    You poor ignorant retarded fuck.

    We're spending billions of dollars killing brown people in Iraq, and you're bitching about a welfare program that consumes a fraction of a percentage of our federal budget? You reactionary Fox News types have a curious way of selecting what to complain about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    You poor ignorant retarded fuck.

    We're spending billions of dollars killing brown people in Iraq, and you're bitching about a welfare program that consumes a fraction of a percentage of our federal budget? You reactionary Fox News types have a curious way of selecting what to complain about.
    Don't act like you can sum me all up from one comment. I just choose what to bitch about on public forums full of f*cktards like you. I don't support the war but prefer not to get into with people I don't give two shits about.

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    Happy tax day IRS... Thanks for those great payment plans every year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    You poor ignorant retarded fuck.

    We're spending billions of dollars killing brown people in Iraq, and you're bitching about a welfare program that consumes a fraction of a percentage of our federal budget? You reactionary Fox News types have a curious way of selecting what to complain about.
    Not to mention the fact that welfare programs (for the unemployed-not the disabled) are run by the state, not the feds.
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    yay I'm getting 600 bucks back.
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    I owed $600 this year, I sent it in the mail, it was cashed in 48 hours.



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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    I finished mine last night. it made me cranky. I'm thinking of ditching TurboTax next year and getting an actual professional.

    plus I'm not sure I trust the results. I owed a bunch to the feds but got a lot back from the state.
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    I got $500 back, it is awesome being to poor to pay taxes. Though next year will be different.
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    my tax guy keeps trying to get a hold of me, but i keep missing him ... i hate phones esp cell phones which is the only thing i have ... me thinks it is not good news x****
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I finished mine last night. it made me cranky. I'm thinking of ditching TurboTax next year and getting an actual professional.

    plus I'm not sure I trust the results. I owed a bunch to the feds but got a lot back from the state.
    Funny, my situation was about the same this year. And if it weren't for that special incentive check for $600, I'd probably be pissed and getting drunk right now!
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    So can someone explain me how the tax declaration works?
    How come some people get tax returns and others have to give money?
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    you pay tax throughout the year but it is an estimate. at the end of the year you have to file paperwork to see what your actual tax is. sort of a trueing-up of your payments during the year. some people over paid and get money back, some people under paid and owe money to the government.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    you pay tax throughout the year but it is an estimate. at the end of the year you have to file paperwork to see what your actual tax is. sort of a trueing-up of your payments during the year. some people over paid and get money back, some people under paid and owe money to the government.
    Thanks for the explanation.
    So, I guess some years you get some money back, some years you don't.
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    If you owe money, you can change your W2 this year to avoid the same thing next year, and then maybe you'll get a refund.
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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    I just dropped off my returns at the Post Office at approx 10:45pm. Kind of cutting it close.

    Will NOT do this again!

    Oh, by the way, if anyone is in LA area, the Long Beach Post Office on Redondo rocks. If I have to do this again I will go there.

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    Default Re: Wish the IRS a Happy Tax Day, bitchez!

    I have it set up nicely...get about $5k back every year around tax time...makes my Coachella trip easier, and I don't stress so much about the summer.

    PS - I use Turbo Tax and I itemize my deductions.

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