So today the Jehovahs witnesses came to my house to give me their watchtower magazine. Now I don't really give a shit about religion and I really don't care for the Jehovahs witness religion(sorry prince). But I'm generally respectful to others beliefs. So they came to my house this morning while I was sitting hanging out in my boxers. I got dressed and answered the door. This is how the exchange went.
JW lady (who was at the door with a young girl): Hello, do you have a lot of dogs in there? It's so wonderful we caught you on such a beautiful day.
Me: Yea it's nice out, ummm just one dog she's a barker
Jw: well thats wonderful. we have this wonderful magazine we wanted to tell you about today(she starts to pull out her watchtower)
Me: oh yea thanks for coming today but I'm really actually not interested in that thank you
Jw: well yes we have many articles in these magazines that are very important for our day to day issues(still trying to pull out a stack of magazines)
Me: I'm really really not interested in this
Jw: well yes but we have
Me: not at all interested
Jw: you should look at these just to
Me: I love Satan
She just stopped talking looked at me with wide eyes said thank you in a small voice with a forced smile and walked away.
I tried so hard to be polite but she just didn't let me. I should have told her that I love her fellow JW and couldn't wait to see him in TWO WEEKS!