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    Still aren't done, dammit! Or, maybe I should say, done right? Turbo Tax my ass! When my PC died afew weeks ago, all imfo from previous years was lost, hasta-la-ta-ta, gone! So, between trying to keep up with new additions to the Coach lineup here on the board, working split shifts, and still trying to get aquainted with this new Windows Vista on my PC, I've managed to tarnish my plan at filing early! Anyone else fucking around with deductions, dividends, and downloading today???
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Just file an extension; you can do it online.
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    the cpa exam eats my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Still aren't done, dammit! Or, maybe I should say, done right? Turbo Tax my ass! When my PC died afew weeks ago, all imfo from previous years was lost, hasta-la-ta-ta, gone! So, between trying to keep up with new additions to the Coach lineup here on the board, working split shifts, and still trying to get aquainted with this new Windows Vista on my PC, I've managed to tarnish my plan at filing early! Anyone else fucking around with deductions, dividends, and downloading today???
    dude why didnt u back up ur shit ? i mean after ur HDD crashes u can still hook up ur HDD to another PC and back up files! i do it all the time for people.well i use too.. i dont know how that turbo tax program works but u can always back up personal files after . ur windows crashes .. so just pop that hard drive into anther PC and drop and drag ur files..hope this helps anone on here .sorry to hear about ur taxes man
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    I just did mine. took me 20 mins. yay simplicity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostsoul86 View Post
    dude why didnt u back up ur shit ? i mean after ur HDD crashes u can still hook up ur HDD to another PC and back up files! i do it all the time for people.well i use too.. i dont know how that turbo tax program works but u can always back up personal files after . ur windows crashes .. so just pop that hard drive into anther PC and drop and drag ur files..hope this helps anone on here .sorry to hear about ur taxes man
    Not only am I just a notch above the average national poverty level, I'm also just a notch above retard level when it comes to computer knowledge. Makes me wonder if I had computer knowledge, would I had been able to avoid paying this year?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    We should be receiving our return a couple of days before Coachella. Awesome!!!

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    i hope I get mine right before the Coach too.that happened in 06 which was a blessing because I had forgotten my credit cards and had to use my debit card(direct deposit).

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    I got mine done ages ago (and got the refund), so I'm hoping I get my tax rebate right after Coach.
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    It is now april 14th and i haven't started mine yet.
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    So I'm assuming that because I owe $603 (I filed but did not pay yet) to federal I won't be receiving my $600 stimulus check right?
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    Sasha, call the IRS; that happened to me the last time they sent out one of those rebate checks, but you have to call and tell them that's what you're doing-otherwise, they start sending you nastygrams
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Sasha, call the IRS; that happened to me the last time they sent out one of those rebate checks, but you have to call and tell them that's what you're doing-otherwise, they start sending you nastygrams
    I've been on hold with them on all of my lunches since last week... After about an hour of holding they simply cut you off and refer you to their FAQ. I'm sure that sometime in May I will be getting a letter advising me that my stimulus check has been eaten up by the federal tax I owe... Fuckers.
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    my return has come and gone. well, some of it is saved for caochella.

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    Taxes done. Yesss!

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