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    are you ready?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WattsUp View Post





    are you ready?
    red x, but funny pic

    edit, nvm

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    i just hope prince does this song...


    if he does, i'm so getting laid that night!


    =)

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    I just did a kiegal in honor of this thread!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I just did a kiegal in honor of this thread!!!
    ha ha...


    youre on your way to COMPLETE pussy control!

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    prince should play all his dirty songs he won't play anymore

    Jack U Off
    Head
    Sister
    Pussy Control
    Sexy Mother Fucker
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    prince should play all his dirty songs he won't play anymore

    Jack U Off
    Head
    Sister
    Pussy Control
    Sexy Mother Fucker
    that would be the fucking BEST first 5 songs of ALL TIME!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    prince should play all his dirty songs he won't play anymore

    Jack U Off
    Head
    Sister
    Pussy Control
    Sexy Mother Fucker
    he's a jehovah's witness, there's no way he's going to perform these songs.

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    yep!!!

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    Thank you, you must be an expert. WE understand he doesn't do them anymore. Which is why that comment was prefaced by saying all the dirty songs he won't play anymore.

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    prince came to my door the other day and gave me a pamphlet.

    honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WattsUp View Post
    prince came to my door the other day and gave me a pamphlet.

    honest.
    that would be so fucking awesome, i wonder if he does witness. maybe they let him just witness to celebrities or do something else since it wouldn't be pratical, who knows?


    i was in JW for a while (my parents are are crazy)

    here I am, 13 years old, couldnt care less about jesus, and i have to go around in my cheap, ill fitting suit an worse tie, and try to get people to let me tell them about jehovah's plan for a paradise on earth.

    i really hate my parents sometimes.

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    oh im ready

    "This is your captain with no name speakin
    And Im here 2 rock your world"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I just did a kiegal in honor of this thread!!!
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I just did a kiegal in honor of this thread!!!

    love it!
    basically, what had happened was....

    Coachella 07, 08, 09, 10

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    why the fook isn't this thread being closed, if any?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbvwes View Post
    why the fook isn't this thread being closed, if any?
    because its one of Prince's BEST SONGS EVER!!!!!!


    thats why!

    imagine if you heard a knock on your door one sunday morning and there was all 4 feet of prince standing there in a purple crushed velvet suit...

    THAT would be awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbvwes View Post
    why the fook isn't this thread being closed, if any?
    cuz I'm honoring this thread with kiegals!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    cuz I'm honoring this thread with kiegals!!!
    when youre 80, you'll be the only lady in the retirement home NOT wearing diapers!

    and it'll all be Prince's work...

    yay for you!

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    I'll be the catch of the club at the senior citizins gatherings with those old farts on viagra line up for action!!!

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    how do you actually perform a kiegel exercise?
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    are you seriou???

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    how do you actually perform a kiegel exercise?
    if youve never done one, or dont know how to properly do it...

    go pee and STOP the flow of urine mid-stream... then start peeing again..

    those muscles you contracted while stopping the pee are your pelvic floor muscles...

    you just keep contracting and relaxing those muscles (without the pee) and you can strengthen your pelvic floor muscles...

    advantages for men and women: prevent urine incontinence..

    men: can project ejaculation further, making insemination easier for sperm OR a fun trick for the camera...

    women: can control, well, see title of thread

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    What controls the pussy:



    This song is null and void.
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Can you please delete your pic of the anatomy of the vagina...calmer than you...please!!!

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    Real life scare you?
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WattsUp View Post
    when youre 80, you'll be the only lady in the retirement home NOT wearing diapers!

    and it'll all be Prince's work...

    yay for you!
    No, she won't be the only one, and why would it matter to you anyway? You'll be off in some corner trying in vain to rub one off with your thumb and forefinger!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    men: can project ejaculation further, making insemination easier for sperm OR a fun trick for the camera...
    You'ld better start practicing now, Wattsup, cuz yopu've got a longer distance ahead of you!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    No, she won't be the only one, and why would it matter to you anyway? You'll be off in some corner trying in vain to rub one off with your thumb and forefinger!
    actually no, i'd be dead.. i'm not living past 75...


    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    You'ld better start practicing now, Wattsup, cuz you've got a longer distance ahead of you!
    i bet if you stand 8 feet in front of me while i bust a load you'll get some on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WattsUp View Post
    actually no, i'd be dead.. i'm not living past 75...




    i bet if you stand 8 feet in front of me while i bust a load you'll get some on you...
    A posted pic of yourself right now will almost guarantee you an 8' perimeter of clearance during the Prince show...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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