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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    jesus christ thats a lot of shit. i think you might have issues...ocd maybe.

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    What are those green things at the top?

    *Note to self: get wipey things.
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    Those, you male peni having friends, are called P-Mates. Specially made for those with vaginas to assist those with vaginas to pee standing up.

    I don't have OCD. I just like to have my shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Those, you male peni having friends, are called P-Mates. Specially made for those with vaginas to assist those with vaginas to pee standing up.
    no shit?? i didnt even know such a thing existed. thats a great idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I don't have OCD. I just like to have my shit.
    well why do you need 3 different wipes, 3 different sunscreens, and 2 different deodorants?

    OCD

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post

    well why do you need 3 different wipes, 3 different sunscreens, and 2 different deodorants?

    OCD
    There's only two wipes...one for my vajayjay and one for my hands. one deoderant is to keep in the locker and one is for the hotel. The sunscreens are nuts....the spray is for the body, the "faces" one is for my face, and the ban de sole is to go over the body spray-I use it because it gives my skin a golden tone and it smells FANTASTIC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    No q-tips?
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXThirdManXx View Post
    Sunscreen is for pussies.
    skin cancer is Xcore!

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    Shit, I forgot the Qtips. Thanks Gay.

    I'll forgive you for driving down my street this weekend and blocking me from getting out of my neighborhood to go to the goddamn Sprouts.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Those, you male peni having friends, are called P-Mates. Specially made for those with vaginas to assist those with vaginas to pee standing up.
    haHAha even w/those i bet you still cannot write your name on the wall w/your pee tho...
    WHERE exactly were you planning on needing those tho? don't wanna give up your spot close to the stage to take a sit-down hunh?
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    ME TOO!


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    Quote Originally Posted by xXThirdManXx View Post
    Sunscreen is for pussies.
    Dude, c'mon...Do you really think a chick this prepared for the fest is the type to 'splay her stuff to the sun? Shit, if I told you sunscreen was for dicks, would you start slathering yours in it?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    no shit?? i didnt even know such a thing existed. thats a great idea.



    well why do you need 3 different wipes, 3 different sunscreens, and 2 different deodorants?

    OCD
    I'd be curious if they'ld allow both sinks in the campsite...Wait...Did she say hotel? Christ captcrzy! The hotel will have some of that shit...Order more P-mates instead!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmycrackcorn View Post
    WHERE exactly were you planning on needing those tho? don't wanna give up your spot close to the stage to take a sit-down hunh?
    probably the porta-potties???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmycrackcorn View Post
    haHAha even w/those i bet you still cannot write your name on the wall w/your pee tho...
    WHERE exactly were you planning on needing those tho? don't wanna give up your spot close to the stage to take a sit-down hunh?
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    probably the porta-potties???
    I do believe you've got the boys concerned about stiffer competition with those P-mates!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    The wife takes those seat covers every year. They work great.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    probably the porta-potties???
    i never even considered that!
    funny...
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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