Return of the Ultimate Animal Rivalry

[bug on your lip]

this isn't much of a thread, it's more of a "duh"

[codytwo]

Grizzly Bears are considered less dangerous than Polar Bears only because of proximity to human populations. Polar Bears are known to be among the only animals who HUNT humans for food. They have lived for centuries in close proximity to humans in an area with a relative lack of food. Grizzlies, on the other hand, generally live in relative isolation, and and individual grizzly may never see a human in its entire life. That is why they are less likely to attack people, unless threatened. Predators generally keep to a very strict diet of the food they are familiar with in order to avoid toxicity issues, unexpected defense mechanisms, etc. But make no bones about it: if a gorilla stepped to a grizzly, the Grizzly would cold cock the bitch, no questions asked. Rawr, mother fucker.

[schoolofruckus]

While genetically, polar and grizzlies might be similar...there is no discussion about temperment. Grizzlies have 10x the ferocity of a polar bear. Dr. Momotaro, a renowned gorilla propogandist, shredded the test results that proved this after infiltrating the objective and neutral Johns Hopkins University which was preparing a significant and definitive study on animal ferocity. According to my sources, gorillas were just below butterflies on the FM (Ferocity Meter).

Momotaro was a saint, you blasphemous blasphemer. He destroyed the report because he knew it was faulty and he didn't want his lower-capacity disciples using it in the argument. You see, the Ferocity Meter was written by a Romanian scientist named Lazarescu. He called it the Ferocity Meter, but what few people know is, "Ferocity" is the title of a Romanian folk haiku that goes like this:

Ferocity means
"You are hella weak and lame"
in Romanian

So, you see, Dr. Lazarescu (though I shudder to call him "Doctor"), Johns Hopkins' prized scholar, was really trying to determine which animal was the biggest poonani. And yes, he determined that the Grizzly bear sits atop that mountain.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Poonani mountain.

[Yablonowitz]

Grizzlies, on the other hand, generally live in relative isolation, and and individual grizzly may never see a human in its entire life. That is why they are less likely to attack people, unless threatened.

Say WHAT mother fucker?

[RandyinPhila]

If grizzlies were dangerous, they'd be spelled "G-O-R-I-L-L-A-S".

Also, let the record show that you have 3 unconfirmed voters as of now, while we only have one. Bitchfaces.

Actually - 4. You have 4 people who we don't know are real or fake. Four confirmed voters, and four questionable votes. Hmmm....

I voted for the Grizzlies mainly because Gorillas eat: (from wikipedia for good or ill)
Eating fruits, leaves, shoots, and sometimes insects which make up only 1-2% of their diet.

While Grizzlies eat: (Again from wikipedia, though admittedly more edited)
The larger bears have been known to prey on large mammals such as moose, deer, sheep, and caribou. Grizzly bears will feed on fish such as salmon, trout, and bass.

So you gorilla people go have some leaves while the grizzlies will have some caribou steaks!

Oh and I’m Randy From Philadelphia (surprise) Went in 05 and going again this year, been reading the forum since 05 and decided to join in the fun.

[bug on your lip]

i just raised the roof 4 Randy

[RandyinPhila]

Thanks!

[J~$$$]

Step in the silverbacks domain and it will tear you apart, be a lame caripoo or a bitchass grizzly. The gorilla would only kill the grizzly and not dine on grizzlys fatty flesh, this is because it does not eat shit.

[Yablonowitz]

You don't belong in the Rocky Mountains.

Get thee to Palm Springs.

[J~$$$]

I just speak the truth.

[schoolofruckus]

RandyinPhila is a BUM! Man, dat guy don't know NUTTIN'! He STINKS!

Just sayin'.

[RandyinPhila]

RandyinPhila is a BUM! Man, dat guy don't know NUTTIN'! He STINKS!

Just sayin'.

Nah, that’s just the smell of weakling little gorillas cowering in fear and peeing them selves at the thought of a grizzlies walking in their territory!

[RandyinPhila]

So can we campaign for our side in the other threads? You know say something like "Vote for Grizzlies and you might win a free rage backstage pass” just wondering...

[schoolofruckus]

Sure. When a Gorilla who likes Rage Against the Machine turncoats and then finds out that there was no backstage pass to be found, it's your skull that's going in the butter churner.....of fists.

Also, your argument is flawed because the contest isn't about who would eat who; it's about who would beat the shit out of who. The gorilla can still kick ass even though its largely vegetarian.

[psychic friend]

yawn.. bears are way way bigger and more violent and can do a lot more damage than a toothpick gorilla.

[amyzzz]

I would think a bear would be more motivated to kick the shitty out of a gorilla since it would have a meal at the end of the fight. Just sayin.

[downingthief]

The bear would make a lovely rug. Brown would go perfectly in the rainforest.

[tessalasset]

The gorilla can still kick ass even though its largely vegetarian.

yeah it's gotta be hard beating up insects all day.

[tessalasset]

and wow my comment doesn't even make sense after quoting gabe. oh well, it sounds good.

[amyzzz]

Beating up vegetation must be real hard too.

[tessalasset]

thats what im sayin

[schoolofruckus]

I'm sorry, is someone talking in here?

[hawkingvsreeve]

Eating fruits, leaves, shoots, and sometimes insects which make up only 1-2% of their diet.

only 1-2% of their diet.

So what is the other 98-99% ?

[jackstraw94086]

So what is the other 98-99% ?

chex mix.

[adamnikyo]

i'm a vegetarian and i'll fuck you up.
especially if you're a girl.

[Jenniehoo]

Dammit Adam.

I like how you can see who voted on which side now. We can see that the bear is supported by users with names like "Boner Malone" and "Bonedaddy".

Just sayin'.

[JustSteve]

I think this guy is the most dangerous...

[Jenniehoo]

I hate that guy.

[CuervoPH]

I would think a bear would be more motivated to kick the shitty out of a gorilla since it would have a meal at the end of the fight

That being said, if I were a gorilla and a punkass bitch grizzly was trying to kick the shit out of me, I could find sufficient motivation to fight back and rip the fucker to shreds.