Last edited by NiceArthur32; 03-22-2008 at 12:39 PM.
It's all about the peeps
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
Fuck Easter and fuck parents that try and make you feel bad about not wanting to participate in their celebration of myth and primitive rituals.
I like my family. I like spending time with them. I like spring. I can even get behind, in general, vegetation ceremonies and celebrating the fact that plants grow and babies and rebirth and the changing of the seasons.
I don't like being made uncomfortable as they take one specific version of this shit seriously.
only reason Jesus came back was for the Cadbury Eggs
btw, if you want to see a disturbing picture, google image search cadbury eggs
Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.
Sorry you can go back to your sugar pictures.
Easter is cancelled...
THEY FOUND THE BODY!
Easter replaced another pagan celebration. Thats how it goes
I'm well aware. Christianity is cute in how it thinks it was real and stuff, yet it carries a whole shitload of similarities to the old polytheisms.
Which, by the way, Christianity is. Holy Trinity is such bullshit. You have at least two gods, Christians.
What about Zeus and shit? Maybe they ate Turkey to celebrate Cronus cutting off Uranus' Twig and Berries.
Interesting thing Christianity has in common with all the "old" religions--deities spawned from virgins. For some reason God never comes out of a ho that's been fucking. Weird.
Thats because ho's know about Pennyroyal tea. Deadwood taught me that
Wow... they kinda do look like the birds you rode in Joust for Atari.
Oh Joust. An old Classic. I love the Robot Chicken spoof on it. I can't seem to find it on youtube though.
Bud, now that you're here, what the fuck were you babbling about trying to claim that people with a 215 can still be prosecuted for possession?
I hate door to door jesus peddlers. They tricked me once by asking me "Do you feel we should support the police in the city?" I was confused so I said yes and they handed me a bunch of Jesus magazines. One of them had a police officer on the cover. Apparently not supporting jesus means I don't supports law enforcement.
That's what you get for supporting police, dick.
When random people come to your door and ask you if you support anything, the answer is always "no."
Ray... when somebody asks you if you're a god...
What if they ask if i support something that I'm pretty sure I support?
I'm not sure what that might be though because I don't think anything I support does door to door really.
Easter is such a corporate day...its all about the Chocolate now...and Christmas is about the gifts... its been like this for ages. Whats the point of it anyways.
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