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    Default Re: If this board had 95,000,000 members

    i see 95 million.

    Would be fun though. You'd have my dollar. Fuck it, I'm a big spender. I'm down for $5. It is a beautiful property, but a bit gaudy for my taste.

    95 mil for 8 bed rooms though....ridiculous
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    Default Re: If this board had 95,000,000 members

    ya then we could just have coachella there LOL

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    Default Re: If this board had 95,000,000 members

    did you change your title? could have sworn it said 75....
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    Default Re: If this board had 95,000,000 members

    wow, what a place.... I dont think id wanna share it with 95 million people though.... thats like sharing 1 house with 3 times the population of Canada... Im willing to pay 190G and share it with 500 people... ok?
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    I'd even go in for $10.

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    This board has just under 10,000 members. That means we'd each have to contribute $9,500. Per account.

    So it's either that or we need to get a whole lot more people to sign up for this board.
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    damn, there is a house here in newport listed for $125,000,000...takes up 3 lots on a cliff overlooking the pacific. the only people who can probably afford it are saudi oil barons...

    a one million dollar mortgage runs around $6000 a month, using that formula it would be approx. $750,000/month, not including maintenance, staff, etc.
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    I'm way too tall for that hedge maze.
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    Follow thee banana! Follow thee banana!
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    Does it come fully furnished? Because if so, I am in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    This board has just under 10,000 members. That means we'd each have to contribute $9,500. Per account.

    So it's either that or we need to get a whole lot more people to sign up for this board.
    Hey, if you all send me $20 each, i can pay off my mortgage 20 years early.
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    How do you get .4 of a bathroom? It's one or a half, as far as I've ever seen.
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    Default Re: If this board had 95,000,000 members

    we could take one down pass him/her around.....94,999,999 memebers on the board.

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    looks like something out of a X men comic book.
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    Default Re: If this board had 95,000,000 members

    I'm about to hit 1,000 y'all!

    party at my house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    How do you get .4 of a bathroom? It's one or a half, as far as I've ever seen.
    You round it down... Its actually 0 bathroom so your getting screwed over, dont fall for it... TIS A TRAP I SAY

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    i almost peed my pants. i didnt realize this was an old thread and was about to post this. AGAIN!! ha!

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    we could take one down pass him/her around.....94,999,999 memebers on the board.

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    or we could buy the lineup

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    The only problem with this plan is that we'd have to share the house with 95,000,000 people.

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    and why the fuck should there be more bathrooms than bedrooms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepingrock View Post
    You round it down... Its actually 0 bathroom so your getting screwed over, dont fall for it... TIS A TRAP I SAY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memorial_07 View Post
    and why the fuck should there be more bathrooms than bedrooms?
    When you feel that it is time for sleep it is generally worth it to travel to your bedroom, even if it is half a gigantic house away.

    When you just need to powder your nose or take a leak you want a bathroom right there.
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    i'll give up fifty dollars. but those creepy lookout girls are not invited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    I'll donate $93 and my left breast if they are there.

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    this sounds like an aspen timeshare

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