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    (Slowly turns and tip-toes back out of thread...)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Oh dear God...
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    And I have a dick for you to eat if youre hungry still.

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    ban
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PersonalJesus28 View Post
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    Go on....
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    This thread was actually about something else but you all missed it and I re-edited it.

    Sowwy.

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    I knew it was you who started this thread, before I even confirmed it by clicking on it, you are a real attention whore... Classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    I knew it was you who started this thread, before I even confirmed it by clicking on it, you are a real attention whore... Classy.

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    this thread was WAAY at the bottom of the page under another and i changed the title, big woop. no one had to post anything in here. SFKSFU!

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    does it itch too?
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    ^ yes. terribly.

    fyi, does anyone know how to delete your own thread? are we allowed that or does PF have to do it?

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    one of my fav. jokes...













    a seal walks into a club....

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    where's the punch Turro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    where's the punch Turro?
    its there, but looking at the above picture kind of ruins it for you...

    at first you think of a dance club with music n stuff...

    but when you realize that theres no more to the joke, you think "oh wait, a seal, a club? AAAAHHHHHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA"

    el fin

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    how bout...




    club sandwiches, NOT baby seals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    this thread was originally about Tony Hawk. he is looking to produce a 3D Skating Documentary.. and i wanted to talk about it but nevermind.. so there you go..
    So this went from:

    "Tony Hawk is in my Waiting Rom" to
    "My Vagina Hurts"

    This sums up to be Tony Hawk beat up your pussy!!!

    3D Skate Doc...my kid is not really into him but he was stoked when he met him at woodward...

    But that sounds like a cool skate flick!!!

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    I'm making myself a sandwich using Boar's Head meat & cheese. I'm quite excited about this...
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    And I have a dick for you to eat if youre hungry still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    So this went from:

    "Tony Hawk is in my Waiting Rom" to
    "My Vagina Hurts"

    This sums up to be Tony Hawk beat up your pussy!!!

    3D Skate Doc...my kid is not really into him but he was stoked when he met him at woodward...

    But that sounds like a cool skate flick!!!
    Man, my pussy is busted up from Tony Hawk! He is way taller than me, which says I'm short I'm sure. But he was an awesome guy and his project sounds really cool. I was helping him out on the music end.

    lol on the thread title.. this thread was sinking so i gave up on it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I'm making myself a sandwich using Boar's Head meat & cheese. I'm quite excited about this...
    OMG! Boar's Head! Fucking insanely good.

    I"m jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    OMG! Boar's Head! Fucking insanely good.

    I"m jealous.
    Yup, Sausalito Turkey with Vermont Cheddar on whole wheat.
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    And I have a dick for you to eat if youre hungry still.

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    Ah damn. mouth watering.. I so want Boar's Head for lunch now.. all i have is granola bars and a burrito i was going to mircowave.. sigh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    Ah damn. mouth watering.. I so want Boar's Head for lunch now.. all i have is granola bars and a burrito i was going to mircowave.. sigh..
    that's not the only kind of meat you like to eat... ::wink:: ::wink::

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    one of my fav. jokes...













    a seal walks into a club....
    I love the a baby seal walks into a club joke.
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    yay the pirates heard of it!

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    You're all nuts.
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    28 posts in, and I still have zero clue as to what we're talking about

    i love it!
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    Vagina Sandwich's

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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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