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    Wink JACK JOHNSON REIGNS!!!

    i was checkin out at&t blue room and there was a little poll...

    Which upcoming Coachella '08 artist are you most excited for?
    32.8 % - Jack Johnson
    26.9 % - Roger Waters
    20.9 % - Portishead
    19.4 % - Death Cab for Cutie


    looks like Jack Johnson reigns!!!!!!!


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    haha i read this as "jack johnson resigns"
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    god we could only hope, sorry to get your hopes up

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    i actually don't mind JJ, bit slow for coach but meh, whatever.
    AT&T poll hmmm.... sounds a little slanted. Wonder who they asked, JJ cd purchasers or something?
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    I'm actually glad Portishead got 20% of the vote... That shows that people actually listen.
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    I bet if it was Roger Waters vs. Jack Johnson, Roger Waters would win.
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    Hmmm... I don't know, Rage, you ARE asking the general public, after all...
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    yeah but you gotta think...most people that voted for portishead would vote for waters if portishead wasn't there. i'd say death cab would be a split.

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    the majority of this board dislikes J.J. for some odd reason but is in love with bands such as The Bird and The Bee's.?.?.Good for J.J.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    haha i read this as "jack johnson resigns"
    Fuck me too.
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    Is it possible that we're all wrong and everyone else is right?












    Nah..
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    It's not that he's horrible, its just that he's Vanilla. He's just there. The contrast between him and 95% of the rest of the bands out there is very stark. Therefore, he sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people on here love great, high energy music that either they can dance to, or rock out to, neither of which is possible at JJ.

    Whatever, my argument all along has been that the amount of young vagina that he will entice to come to the festi outweighs him actually being there.
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    For the record...all of you Jack Johnson haters can't appreciate real music about life and what not. Your first step is admitting that you're slightly emo and just don't fit in but it's ok I still love you.

    Some one has to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cammo View Post
    For the record...all of you Jack Johnson haters can't appreciate real music about life and what not. Your first step is admitting that you're slightly emo and just don't fit in but it's ok I still love you.

    Some one has to do it
    dude you are either retarded or JJ, one and the same?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    Hmmm... I don't know, Rage, you ARE asking the general public, after all...
    Well think about it, if Portishead and Death Cab weren't one of the options, I bet a vast majority of those that voted for either would probably vote for Roger Waters, or not at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cammo View Post
    For the record...all of you Jack Johnson haters can't appreciate real music about life and what not.
    So real life is about living on the beach right? I need to move to the beach to live this so called ''real life''.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    So real life is about living on the beach right? I need to move to the beach to live this so called ''real life''.
    hahaha. i hate the ocean. it tastes bad

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    Look, JJ is fine if you're laying on the beach in Hawaii sipping on a Mai Tai and watching the surfers surf. Other than that...bah.
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    Jack johnson sucks his first album was good but when you do the soundtrack for the Curious Gorge movie your going down hill.

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    When you're JJ you're going downhill. simple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    So real life is about living on the beach right? I need to move to the beach to live this so called ''real life''.
    you are missing out.

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    Jack Johnson is actually a quite talented lyricist. His music is kind of boring, but his lyrics are actually pretty good, and bring a philosophical introspection that is lacking in popular music. I'm as pissed as anyone that he's headlining, but he's not a total loser, he has a couple redeeming qualities. Anyone who has actually LISTENED to some of his music can tell you that his songs are not really about surfing.
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    I thought this said "Jack Johnson Resigns", which was admittedly a little weird, but still good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    haha i read this as "jack johnson resigns"
    that's exactly what i thought it said too... haha

    cool, smaller crowd for Portishead then, better spot after running over from any number of bands on other stages, and a less crowded (yeah right) sahara for AFX during JJ

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    damnit... one more victim who thought it said "resigns." sigh....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    Whatever, my argument all along has been that the amount of young vagina that he will entice to come to the festi outweighs him actually being there.
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    I think it's totally valid.

    Edit: Cooler than RAGE chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    I think it's totally valid.

    Edit: Cooler than RAGE chicks.
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    And way cooler than Bjork chicks.

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