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    Default Re: The Official: I wish I made the Kevin Bronson alias first Thread

    who the fuck is kevin bronson?
    who cares?
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    Yeah it could have been done alot better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fasttrack View Post
    who the fuck is kevin bronson?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Yeah it could have been done alot better.
    I completely agree. It could have been done much better. He should have tried to act like a real person, and appologize for getting everyones hopes up... but then still try to convince us that Prince IS going to play.
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    Default Re: The Official: I wish I made the Kevin Bronson alias first Thread

    isnt kevin bronson an actor?

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    I think Kevin Bronson is a RDJ alias.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    isnt kevin bronson an actor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    I completely agree. It could have been done much better. He should have tried to act like a real person, and appologize for getting everyones hopes up... but then still try to convince us that Prince IS going to play.
    yeah subtlety was the key.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    I completely agree. It could have been done much better. He should have tried to act like a real person, and appologize for getting everyones hopes up... but then still try to convince us that Prince IS going to play.
    That wouldn't be funny.

    Actually, it'd be salt in the wound since the real one never apologized for his bullshit.
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    yeah I cant believe his rumor was completely shut down by AEG/GV and he still says stay tuned you never know with the purple one. what a joke
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    Here is his myspace profile, completely public and awaiting your personal message to mr kevin bronson:



    http://www.myspace.com/kevinbronson
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    isnt kevin bronson an actor?

    YOU STUPID FUCK!!! Charles Bronson is who you are talking about!!!!!!!!

    La mera verdad si supiera quien es el pendejo baboso de Kevin Bronson I would kick his ass!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    That wouldn't be funny.

    Actually, it'd be salt in the wound since the real one never apologized for his bullshit.
    Exactly why it would be funny. Everyone would think Kevin Bronson actually came on here to appologize, and in the process, try to get people to seriously believe Prince was playing, by making some bullshit excuse. Then people would ask why its not on his blog, and then he could say because GV requested it or some shit.
    That is what I would have done anyways...
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