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    theres not that much to say but. . . . . . . . . Fuck that guy
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    Fuck Kevin Bronson...or not?? Probably..

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    Default Re: The Official FUCK KEVIN BRONSON Thread

    and why are we saying fuck him? i really dont know
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    kevin and jack Johnson to perform "2 girls 1 cup"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    kevin and jack Johnson to perform "2 girls 1 cup"
    two girls, one kevin. he can be the cup

    to boys one kevin even better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by karecares View Post
    and why are we saying fuck him? i really dont know
    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17121

    This is why
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    Kevin Bronson...... I USED TO LOVE YOU BUT NOW I HAVE TO KILL YOU!

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    he will be fired soon.

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    if kevin fucked this up he officially will take the title as the biggest shithead fuckface of all time per the coachella board!!

    if he got it right, then much props! so dont fuck with us Mr bronson.

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    At first I thought this was about Charles Bronson and thought "he's not so bad..." but then I made the connection.

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    If this doesn't happen, he is going to get into a lot of shit.

    If it does happen, you KNOW he is going to brag about it.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    *Correction: Coachella co-producers AEG Live have responded to this post. Brandon K. Phillips, CEO of AEG Live, writes in an email: “Paul Tollett, the head of our Goldenvoice division and our partner in the festival, just called to tell me that the LA Times put on their blog that Prince was playing Coachella. This is absolutely not true… Regardless of what the Times was told, there is no commitment from Prince to play Coachella.” Stay tuned…. this is the Purple One we’re talking about, so anything could happen.




    Mr Bronson is he trying to tell us something or is he just scared that we will go and get him?

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    What was the name of the bimbo chick who read one of Boourns' fake posters as the real thing on that LA radio station?
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    Bronson will end working for NME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    What was the name of the bimbo chick who read one of Boourns' fake posters as the real thing on that LA radio station?
    It wasn't Boourns, it was Amnesaics.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hatinisbad View Post
    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    Thank you Goldenvoice, for displacing Jack Johnson as the headliner!!!
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    Kevin Bronson hates America.

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    Kevin Bronson is a communist and a nazi and a terrorist.

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    I would LOVE to hear how he is a nazi and communist simultaneously.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hatinisbad View Post
    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    Default Re: The Official FUCK KEVIN BRONSON Thread

    I bet he rapes puppies (unless it turns out he was right. Then Sorry Kev.)

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    Default Re: The Official FUCK KEVIN BRONSON Thread

    this is waaay too fishy.

    goodnight..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArcadeParade View Post
    this is waaay too fishy.

    goodnight..
    agreed on both points

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    OH HEY THERE FUCKERS! KEVIN BRONSON WITH YOUR EXTENDED FORECAST. THERE WILL BE NO PURPLE RAIN, THANKS FOR CHOKING ON MY COCK ALL AFTERNOON! BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO HARRY...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    OH HEY THERE FUCKERS! KEVIN BRONSON WITH YOUR EXTENDED FORECAST. THERE WILL BE NO PURPLE RAIN, THANKS FOR CHOKING ON MY COCK ALL AFTERNOON! BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO HARRY...

    Lol Foookin CLASSIC!!!!!!!

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    grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    i just looked at the lineup again. there are no big names that call me out. last year there was RHCP, Sonic Youth, Manu Chao. but this year . . . I need a PRINCE to save me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    OH HEY THERE FUCKERS! KEVIN BRONSON WITH YOUR EXTENDED FORECAST. THERE WILL BE NO PURPLE RAIN, THANKS FOR CHOKING ON MY COCK ALL AFTERNOON! BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO HARRY...

    Best post you have ever had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenidogx View Post
    grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    i just looked at the lineup again. there are no big names that call me out. last year there was RHCP, Sonic Youth, Manu Chao. but this year . . . I need a PRINCE to save me!
    Fuck. I dont want you there. Stay home.

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    All you lowlives will want to fuck me once you see the Purple One's name on top of that poster in big purple letters. I already want to fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

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    Fuck you. Shut up douchebag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    What was the name of the bimbo chick who read one of Boourns' fake posters as the real thing on that LA radio station?
    Yvonne. She is a cunt.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
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