Random Sex Dream Thread

[BlackSwan]

I had a random sex dream starring Elizabeth Mitchell (Juliette from Lost) last night. It didn't start as one, but that was definitely how it ended. She was hotter than she was in real life obviously. The weird thing was just as things were wrapping up my GF woke me up. Awkward situation.

The weird thing was I didn't even watch Lost last night.

Regardless, it was awesome. I highly suggest it.

I don't care if you didn't want to know, you just read it, so there is no going back.

[thelastgreatman]

Last night it was me, Tom, Justin, Bug, Jack, Yablo, FOI, Amy, and Dani.




Nobody was having sex with each other, we were just all sitting as far away from each other as we could get, scowling and masturbating furiously. Literally, furiously. Angry room.

[BlackSwan]

I knew you would be the first person to reply and mine sounds like it was way more enjoyable.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

why does this thread exist

[Blinken]

Last night it was me, Tom, Justin, Bug, Jack, Yablo, FOI, Amy, and Dani.




Nobody was having sex with each other, we were just all sitting as far away from each other as we could get, scowling and masturbating furiously. Literally, furiously. Angry room.

i started laughing like a crazy person at work. thanks.

[thelastgreatman]

why does this thread exist

You're such a negative nancy for a walrus. All the other walruses I know are DTF.

[sbessiso]

i very rarely have sex dreams, i think the last one I had involved matt dillon

[BlackSwan]

You're such a negative nancy for a walrus. All the other walruses I know are DTF.

appearently walruses don't have sex dreams. do you even dream walrus?

[sbessiso]

koo koo ka chu

[Cpt. Funkaho]

You're such a negative nancy for a walrus. All the other walruses I know are DTF.

Damn right all walruses are DTF; we have a fucking physical bone the size of your arm in our johnsons. That said, just because we're permanently hard doesn't mean we have to share our wet dreams with the rest of the world.

One more word out of you and I'll make you deep-throat my oosik.

[thelastgreatman]

I dare you to try and shove that oosik down this throat
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[Cpt. Funkaho]

Fine, I'll make it a twofer.

EDIT: I just noticed that was one more word. Start gargling K-Y.

[thelastgreatman]

You'll never catch me. I'm purely symbolic.

[sbessiso]

and slightly arousing

[thelastgreatman]

::shuts the door before FOI can get out::


Oh...



I think it's too late for that.

[NiceArthur32]

i very rarely have sex dreams, i think the last one I had involved matt dillon

thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

=X

[gratytrainridesagain]

thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

=X

Weren't you the one advocating snowballing

[Young blood]

thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

=X

For the love of god I understand English is a second language possibly a third for you, but please at least try to be funny. I would hate to believe you suck this bad in real life.

[sbessiso]

thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

=X

hmm, we're all assuming I recieve and not give?

[menikmati]

For the love of god I understand English is a second language possibly a third for you, but please at least try to be funny. I would hate to believe you suck this bad in real life.

Believe it.

[thelastgreatman]

You couldn't be hitting bottom more if you were Britney.

[sbessiso]

shes getting better

[JClemy]

Last night it was me, Tom, Justin, Bug, Jack, Yablo, FOI, Amy, and Dani.




Nobody was having sex with each other, we were just all sitting as far away from each other as we could get, scowling and masturbating furiously. Literally, furiously. Angry room.

kinky

[NiceArthur32]

For the love of god I understand English is a second language possibly a third for you, but please at least try to be funny. I would hate to believe you suck this bad in real life.

God, you take this message board crap WAY too serious...

lighten up dude,

its a FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD!

Weren't you the one advocating snowballing

theres nothing gay about snowballing...

hmm, we're all assuming I recieve and not give?

so youre the pitcher? you know in mexico youre not gay unless youre the catcher... being a pitcher actually makes you more of a man...

[thelastgreatman]

Seriously, what's so gay about a mouthful of semen?





oh wait... that.

[sbessiso]

so youre the pitcher? you know in mexico youre not gay unless youre the catcher... being a pitcher actually makes you more of a man...

im taking that as a total compliment

[sbessiso]

Seriously, what's so gay about a mouthful of semen?





oh wait... that.

thank you, i left that one alone hoping someone would swoop in

[JClemy]

thank you, i left that one alone hoping someone would swoop in

I was surprised it took 2 minutes for that to show up

[gratytrainridesagain]

I found my new sig

[NiceArthur32]

Seriously, what's so gay about a mouthful of semen?





oh wait... that.

but its not someone elses semen... its your own!


you guys are such fuckin prudes!