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    I had a random sex dream starring Elizabeth Mitchell (Juliette from Lost) last night. It didn't start as one, but that was definitely how it ended. She was hotter than she was in real life obviously. The weird thing was just as things were wrapping up my GF woke me up. Awkward situation.

    The weird thing was I didn't even watch Lost last night.

    Regardless, it was awesome. I highly suggest it.

    I don't care if you didn't want to know, you just read it, so there is no going back.

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    Last night it was me, Tom, Justin, Bug, Jack, Yablo, FOI, Amy, and Dani.




    Nobody was having sex with each other, we were just all sitting as far away from each other as we could get, scowling and masturbating furiously. Literally, furiously. Angry room.
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    I knew you would be the first person to reply and mine sounds like it was way more enjoyable.

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    why does this thread exist
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Last night it was me, Tom, Justin, Bug, Jack, Yablo, FOI, Amy, and Dani.




    Nobody was having sex with each other, we were just all sitting as far away from each other as we could get, scowling and masturbating furiously. Literally, furiously. Angry room.
    i started laughing like a crazy person at work. thanks.
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    why does this thread exist
    You're such a negative nancy for a walrus. All the other walruses I know are DTF.
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    i very rarely have sex dreams, i think the last one I had involved matt dillon
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You're such a negative nancy for a walrus. All the other walruses I know are DTF.
    appearently walruses don't have sex dreams. do you even dream walrus?

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    koo koo ka chu
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You're such a negative nancy for a walrus. All the other walruses I know are DTF.
    Damn right all walruses are DTF; we have a fucking physical bone the size of your arm in our johnsons. That said, just because we're permanently hard doesn't mean we have to share our wet dreams with the rest of the world.

    One more word out of you and I'll make you deep-throat my oosik.
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    I dare you to try and shove that oosik down this throat
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    Fine, I'll make it a twofer.

    EDIT: I just noticed that was one more word. Start gargling K-Y.
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    You'll never catch me. I'm purely symbolic.
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    and slightly arousing
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    ::shuts the door before FOI can get out::


    Oh...



    I think it's too late for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    i very rarely have sex dreams, i think the last one I had involved matt dillon
    thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

    =X

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

    =X
    Weren't you the one advocating snowballing
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    theres nothing gay about snowballing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

    =X
    For the love of god I understand English is a second language possibly a third for you, but please at least try to be funny. I would hate to believe you suck this bad in real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    thats because a dick in your ass is more like a sex nightmare...

    =X
    hmm, we're all assuming I recieve and not give?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    For the love of god I understand English is a second language possibly a third for you, but please at least try to be funny. I would hate to believe you suck this bad in real life.
    Believe it.

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    You couldn't be hitting bottom more if you were Britney.
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    shes getting better
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Last night it was me, Tom, Justin, Bug, Jack, Yablo, FOI, Amy, and Dani.




    Nobody was having sex with each other, we were just all sitting as far away from each other as we could get, scowling and masturbating furiously. Literally, furiously. Angry room.
    kinky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    For the love of god I understand English is a second language possibly a third for you, but please at least try to be funny. I would hate to believe you suck this bad in real life.
    God, you take this message board crap WAY too serious...

    lighten up dude,

    its a FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD!

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    Weren't you the one advocating snowballing

    theres nothing gay about snowballing...


    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    hmm, we're all assuming I recieve and not give?
    so youre the pitcher? you know in mexico youre not gay unless youre the catcher... being a pitcher actually makes you more of a man...

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    Seriously, what's so gay about a mouthful of semen?





    oh wait... that.
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    so youre the pitcher? you know in mexico youre not gay unless youre the catcher... being a pitcher actually makes you more of a man...
    im taking that as a total compliment
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Seriously, what's so gay about a mouthful of semen?





    oh wait... that.
    thank you, i left that one alone hoping someone would swoop in
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    thank you, i left that one alone hoping someone would swoop in
    I was surprised it took 2 minutes for that to show up

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    I found my new sig
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    theres nothing gay about snowballing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Seriously, what's so gay about a mouthful of semen?





    oh wait... that.
    but its not someone elses semen... its your own!


    you guys are such fuckin prudes!

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