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  • An excellent new talent from Ed Banger

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  • A joke ala Peaches

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    What do you think?
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    bangin'

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    the 3rd one.
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    #3 for the win!
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    Pop the glock.
    Coachella is a place beyond conventional geography, a time not measured in hours or minutes, an experience, a state of mind, an attitude, and a holy form of expression. The Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival is an annual festival put on by Goldenvoice in Indio, CA. Please don't confuse the two.

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    BEST THREAD EVER!
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    "Yes, I am indeed beautiful! Sometimes I sit and wonder, in my artless Japanese way, why it is that I am so much more attractive than anybody else in the whole world. Can this be vanity? No! Nature is lovely and rejoices in her loveliness. I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother."

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    does she just sing or dance around or something? I just heard that shitty party song. what else does she do.

    ok pop that glock is fucking terrible
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    I find her tracks entertaining enough, but the pix of her are fairly desperate looking and I assume whatever I like about the tracks is all attributable to the Ed Banger folks. Like maybe she got drugged up good and plenty with P and the crew, her family disowned her, she got crabs, she lost a fetus or two, and P felt like he had to make her into an electro super star cuz he felt so bad for her.
    Coachella is a place beyond conventional geography, a time not measured in hours or minutes, an experience, a state of mind, an attitude, and a holy form of expression. The Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival is an annual festival put on by Goldenvoice in Indio, CA. Please don't confuse the two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thepoetblue View Post
    I find her tracks entertaining enough, but the pix of her are fairly desperate looking and I assume whatever I like about the tracks is all attributable to the Ed Banger folks. Like maybe she got drugged up good and plenty with P and the crew, her family disowned her, she got crabs, she lost a fetus or two, and P felt like he had to make her into an electro super star cuz he felt so bad for her.
    haha! I just pictured her digging in the couch cushions for her lost fetuses! "Now think, where did I see them last?"
    "Yes, I am indeed beautiful! Sometimes I sit and wonder, in my artless Japanese way, why it is that I am so much more attractive than anybody else in the whole world. Can this be vanity? No! Nature is lovely and rejoices in her loveliness. I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother."

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    Loop those shorts with your index, a quick snip with a pair of scissors, and your in!
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    mediocre

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cancersticks1 View Post

    yummy

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    I might try to bum rush the stage and dry hump her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I might try to bum rush the stage and dry hump her.
    We should come up with a timing thing - like exactly 15 minutes into her set everyone do the bum rush and hump thing. If we get enough people, someone will get their dry hump on for real.
    Coachella is a place beyond conventional geography, a time not measured in hours or minutes, an experience, a state of mind, an attitude, and a holy form of expression. The Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival is an annual festival put on by Goldenvoice in Indio, CA. Please don't confuse the two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I might try to bum rush the stage and dry hump her.
    Quote Originally Posted by thepoetblue View Post
    We should come up with a timing thing - like exactly 15 minutes into her set everyone do the bum rush and hump thing. If we get enough people, someone will get their dry hump on for real.


    I fully endorse this by the way.
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    Her music is terrible, but she is most definitely hot.

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    why is peaches a joke?
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    I'd rather see her out on the grounds getting shit-faced.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cancersticks1 View Post


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    you spilled your yogurt...
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    the purple headed yogurt slinger is hard to handle sometimes

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    i was talking about the fruit-at-the-bottom kind of yogurt, the kind you get at the wawa.
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