SHITTERS.....

[ivankay]

i can't say i have had a horrible experience that made me utterly miserable when nature called. i have seen regular cleaning done while walking by and waiting. That picture on the previous page is just luck of the draw (good or bad luck? guess perspective determines that).

i took an odd picture in one of the porta potties outside the entrance in 2004 (maybe someone with the same artistic motiff from the Pic-Asso responsible for the material for the picture on page one): it was a used feminine device in the green plastic urinal (looks like a big slab of bacon with a string attached). How it made it in there is anybody's guess. i would post the picture here, but i just can't bring myself to put it on the internets for url purposes.

[vinylmartyr]

This thread is out of control.

[daughterxofxexile]

that is so rank dude! awesome!

um....gross man

[Quentin]

I got really bad stomach cramps at Lolla in 05, so I HAD to go, against my best wishes. The one I went into wasn't that foul smelling - at least not until I had finished!

I wanted to run away as far as I could, so that the next guy in line wouldn't think I was Satan crapping. Unfortunately, I left my sunglasses on the little shelf so I had to wait patiently for him to finish so I could get them. The look on his face when he saw me on the way out was priceless!

I used to think this story was at least partly gross until I saw the post that mentioned the Porta-Potty that fell over!!
There's always someone worse off than yourself...

I lol'd when I read that, just imagine the guy that went in after you, telling that story as apart of his Lolla experience

[babiemunkie]

does imodium make you feel bloated? or do you feel normal? i dont want to feel all stopped up!!!

[Natelevmofuggaz]

here's a pic i took in '05!

That was mine!

[pseudosapienx]

That's nothing...in the parking lot someone didn't even make it to the porta-pottie. Someone was obviously so desperate they shit in a keger cup. Really lovely to see in 102 degree weather, I might add!

I laugh now, but man, the shock at the time when I almost stepped on it. Made me imagine someone who just couldn't hold it, and said, "Dude, lemme borrow your cup."

pretty sick.

[fober]

Do what I do.

Shit in the bushes.

[chiapet]

Man, don't you people go to bars or concerts? That picture is clearly someone whose attempt at hovering backfired.

I swear, my city is so disgusting that other people's filth doesn't really bother me *unless* they actually shit or vomit *on me*.

[fire_in_cairo]

Wow, that's nothing. You should see the port-o-potties at Ultra Music Festival here in Miami. Imagine 40,000 attendees, and 90% suffer from the xtcy shits. LOL

OMG, im actually going to that this year....

eek, ecstacy shits??
Not familar with that, but I'll take your word for it meaning 'its a real bad shit'.

(anything else I should know about the UMF?)

[fire_in_cairo]

??can we bring matches? (it really helps for the smell)

[jimmycrackcorn]

haha holy $HIT i started gagging just looking at that pic dude... i CAN'T believe you stuck around long enough to snap a pic of that! why didn't you turn around and exit that immediately after seeing the $HIT surprise?

[boarderwoozel3]

It's all about the art of the "hovering shit." A technique that’s been tried and true in port-o-shitters around the world.

[David_w]

here's a pic i took in '05!

HAHAHHA OMFG HAHAHAAH.

[foto_synthesis]

OMG, im actually going to that this year....

eek, ecstacy shits??
Not familar with that, but I'll take your word for it meaning 'its a real bad shit'.

(anything else I should know about the UMF?)

Meaning, for most people, ex acts as a laxative... Otherwise, for UMF, be cautious of the following topics, no matter what they advertise or promise:

• There will be a HUGE mass of people trying to get in no matter what time of day you arrive. There's no such thing as a line.
• Expect to pay atleast $15 for parking in downtown Miami.
• If you think $2 for a bottle of water is a lot, wait til you get to UMF.
• PLEASE do not take your ex until the sun goes down. I've seen plenty of people who thought otherwise and its not a pretty picture.
• With the exception of last years UMF, which was a freakishly cold day, chances are temps will hit atleast 90 (plus the intensely high humidity)
• After security checks the first 10,000 peoples bags and pockets, you can pretty much bring anything into the festival.

[airguitarvet]

best thread ever.

[fire_in_cairo]

Thanks for the tips (RE: UMF)
I already have my 2 day passes.
though Ive never done ex, I'll pass the word about the sun.
Heat doesnt bother me, Im used to an index of 110-113.
Cheers

[Cpt. Funkaho]

This thread wins.

[Nate-UK]

That picture is clearly the result of a "hoverer" who has unwittingly unleashed a splatterer of monumental proportions, that or they just didn't want to risk ANY splash back... God knows what you'd catch from that.

[Kampy]

Whoever took that dump needs to read this article

seriously!

[foto_synthesis]

Thanks for the tips (RE: UMF)
I already have my 2 day passes.
though Ive never done ex, I'll pass the word about the sun.
Heat doesnt bother me, Im used to an index of 110-113.
Cheers

An improvement by UMF has just been brought to my attention. Apparently they have decided to do away with the port-o-potties this year and bring in bathroom trailers instead. We'll see how that works out.

[foto_synthesis]

Whoever took that dump needs to read this article

seriously!

Taking every opportunity to promote your articles, eh?

That's alright, as a newbie, I appreciate the tips.

[rampaige]

Whoever took that dump needs to read this article

seriously!

Kampy I am totally loving your how-to articles. I've actually been to coachella before, but I'm still picking up good tips and hints in your articles. Way to help your fellow festival-goers out.

[cajunchella]

this is without a doubt the funniest shit...no pun intended...that i've read so far....

i will just shit in the bushes and find a leaf to wipe my ass....beats the hell out of hovering over someone's backfired hovering shit

[Omar1]

can someone start the "goldenvoice please bring bathroom trailers" petition thread?

[gaypalmsprings]

Get rid of that fucking picture. It's burned into my brain now and I can't get it out.

This picture?

[matsuolost]

HAHAHAHAH

[Jimmyz]

Holy Shit!!!

[whynotsmile99]

got any fresh turd stories for 07?


i was polite and covered mine up with a good amount of toilet paper.

[billtino]

That picture is clearly the result of a "hoverer" who has unwittingly unleashed a splatterer of monumental proportions, that or they just didn't want to risk ANY splash back... God knows what you'd catch from that.

yeah, nate dawg got this one right. this was a planned missed hover. look at how high the shitty piss water is in the bowl. definately would of been splish splash hepatitis up my ass if he didn't aim for the seat/rim.

i didn't see one "flushable" portapotty this year.