SHITTERS.....

[Suffacated]

[lolwut]

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I hover, everywhere, no matter what. That wasn't so much the problem last year.. it was the smell. Not only that but on Saturday on the camp grounds they came and poured lime in the port-o-potties but left all the shit.

Even the cold Saturday night couldn't mask that scent and it got the worst Sunday morning.

[Mr.Trent]

That picture is clearly the result of a "hoverer" who has unwittingly unleashed a splatterer of monumental proportions, that or they just didn't want to risk ANY splash back... God knows what you'd catch from that.

yeah, nate dawg got this one right. this was a planned missed hover. look at how high the shitty piss water is in the bowl. definately would of been splish splash hepatitis up my ass if he didn't aim for the seat/rim.

i didn't see one "flushable" portapotty this year.

My strategy is this one:

* go to the bathrooms somewhere outside the festival each morning, I went to the nearest grocery store, so that you don't have to shit again during the day, but don't overdo it with the food either

*Always bring with you some toilet paper and wipes inside your pockets in case you need to take a shit. (Cargo shorts are great for this purposes along with sun lotion and whatnot)

*If there is a pile already in there and you need to hover, then carefully throw some toilet paper so that it covers the existing pile, or more importantly, to create an anti-splashing surface if there is a stool. This way the dump will not splash back, try it at home

[NachoCat]

Cargo shorts are great

Im going to go wayyyy out on a limb here and guess you really love Dave Mathews Band.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Im going to go wayyyy out on a limb here and guess you really love Dave Mathews Band.

Eh, they're practical for festivals if you don't want to wear a backpack. I personally like to use a backpack and have very little of nothing jangling around my legs though.

[psychic friend]

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[bluemamba]

If you're gonna do things, might as well do it in style.

[bluemamba]

I have something that looks like this but mine has a detachable bucket under the seat.



What you do is take all your blankets out of your tent, place the seat in your tent, place a couple of BLACK plastic bags on the bucket underneath you so your steaming shit can fall in it and you just wrap it up and throw it away. This thing goes a long way. Nothing fun about mud butt.

[Mr.Nipples]

that is so fucking stupid it hurts. i bet nobody looks at you weird when you walk out of your tent with a bag of shit in one hand and your shit-modded walker folded up under the other.

[bluemamba]

Thats why you do it in the morning or late at night, nips. That or you can take your chances with the bathrooms everyone else is using.

[weareyourfriends]

those shit walkers look like an ingenious idea! I feel like they'll have them in the camping section of Big 5... I also feel like they'll be really overpriced.

[GTI_GRL]

They need to have a few banks of port a potties with an attendant that works of tips. I would pay $.50 to have access to a clean toilet, that's stocked with tp, toilet seat protectors and hand sanitizer. Lighting at night would be nice and so would an ac'd restroom. The attendant would ensure everything is wiped down after 5-10 people and that it's stocked. Maybe even a little air freshner... Lol

The best advice is buy or pick up toilet seat protectors, have baby wipes, and a can of air freshner (small metal can from bath & body). This year I am going to have a few throwies (led bulb + battery) on me to light up the portapotties at night. It will be a one time use and staying in the portapottie, if I see you with it I know where you got it.... Lol

[CellarOwl]

They need to have a few banks of port a potties with an attendant that works of tips. I would pay $.50 to have access to a clean toilet, that's stocked with tp, toilet seat protectors and hand sanitizer. Lighting at night would be nice and so would an ac'd restroom. The attendant would ensure everything is wiped down after 5-10 people and that it's stocked. Maybe even a little air freshner... Lol

At a small concert or nightclub this seems like a reasonable idea. At a major festival with 80,000 attendants this would quickly become one of the World's Worst Jobs.

[kvnty]

... or just shit on the ground and bury it like a cat. Yes, my pets have better bathroom etiquette than the person responsible for the mess in that photo.

[frizzlefry]

The best advice is buy or pick up toilet seat protectors, have baby wipes, and a can of air freshner (small metal can from bath & body). This year I am going to have a few throwies (led bulb + battery) on me to light up the portapotties at night. It will be a one time use and staying in the portapottie, if I see you with it I know where you got it.... Lol

Dear God why would you need to light up a porta pottie? Can't go in the dark?

[BeeII]

LOL at all of you that don't know the secret.

[gimmeth3night]

At Outside Lands last year I was on acid and my friends were waiting for me to go piss but I couldn't stop staring at this one that looked like it was moving to me. My friends convinced me it was just the drugs and that it's okay to go in. Step in, lock the door, start pissing, and a second later it started rocking. Got piss all over myself. Turns out there was a bum that was just hiding in the forest, waiting for people to start doing there thing and then rocking it. Tripped me the fuck out though.