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    say you find that special someone... Or just someone that looks special when you're drunk. Where are the best places in the concert venue to tap tap tap?

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    ask the Utah senator
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    I think GPS is referring to the dude from Idaho, but yeah . . . porta-potties. Once it gets dark you have a couple more options, but the only sure place is the porta's, which after three days are fucking nasty. When you're waiting to use them, you can see some shaking, or you see two people come out, or you walk in and someone has shot a load all over the place. It's kind of grimey.
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    That's just so unsanitary.
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    Thats terrible. Really funny though too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    I think GPS is referring to the dude from Idaho, but yeah . . . porta-potties. Once it gets dark you have a couple more options, but the only sure place is the porta's, which after three days are fucking nasty. When you're waiting to use them, you can see some shaking, or you see two people come out, or you walk in and someone has shot a load all over the place. It's kind of grimey.
    If I saw the porta potties shaking I would of been an ass and try to kick em over.
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    I've always found the corner by the Sahara and the beer tent quite satisfying. It was especially nice with the dragon. Great backdrop.

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    I'd be too afraid of hooking up with someone on a horse field. It seems way too unsanitary.

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    There have been multiple threads about the Aussie dude and a girl getting it on in the campground in the open. I assume that would have been a pretty odd sight. I also wonder how people knew he was aussie. I'm sure he was saying tender things to her but I like to imagine he was saying things like "hey mates! look at the sheila I got!"

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    should i post my porta potty pic??? hmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memorial_07 View Post
    I'd be too afraid of hooking up with someone on a horse field. It seems way too unsanitary.
    So, when hooking up with strangers at a festival, your primary health concern is possibility of touching some traces of horse manure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    should i post my porta potty pic??? hmm?
    Is it a walk of shame port o potty pic or just a horribly disgusting one? Cause funny >>>>> Gross

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    But . . . gross funny >>>> gross gross

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    is a shit covered toilet seat funny gross or gross gross

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    Hook up on Thursday at your hotel. Cheaper drinks, air conditioning, and then you aren't wasting $300 trying to get laid, when you could be rocking out.

    Having said that though, the meat market seems to be the beer garden near the gates.

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    We're not fuckin animals; fuck in campgrounds, your car, and what's that thing called with a bed and phone and a....oh yeah..A FUCKIN HOTEL ROOM! Anyone fucking anyone in the crapper has not respect for themselves or the person they are fucking/being fucked by. Coachella is not for fucking; Coachella is for making love and coddling.
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    I just wanna play "Just The Tip, Just For A Little Bit To See How It Feels"

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    Just fuck out in the fields during Portishead. You can use space blankets to conceal your naughtiness. The crowd will erupt into a spontaneous orgy two songs into their set, anyway.
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    you remember the elevated handicap area by the stage that ghostface killa and my morning jacket played on? well underneath it
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    I just wanna play "Just The Tip, Just For A Little Bit To See How It Feels"

    Ooookay, I've had way too much to drink, as that actually made me laugh out loud. Now people are staring at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    So, when hooking up with strangers at a festival, your primary health concern is possibility of touching some traces of horse manure?
    Yeah. I don't hook up with strangers anyways.

    Unless it is mutual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Just fuck out in the fields during Portishead. You can use space blankets to conceal your naughtiness. The crowd will erupt into a spontaneous orgy two songs into their set, anyway.
    Fuck doing it out in the fields--I already told my girl we're gonna be right up in the crush of people and the least obvious thing she can hope for is fingerfucked so deep only the thumb stays reserved.

    Much more likely scenario--chemicals in my system willing--I'm lifting the bitch up and fucking her so hard people will stop to offer condolences to her vag after Portis's set ends.
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    I was laughing last night because I was thinking how nice it is to have my own house - where I can get some whenever I want - so I'm never thinking about how to pork someone in a polo field, backseat of a car, a parking lot, or any other suchness.
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    Sounds like an adventurous spirit you got there, Captn. Lemme guess... nothing goes in your ass, does it? Just a hunch.
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    Rave style: behind the speakers!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Coachella is not for fucking;
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Sounds like an adventurous spirit you got there, Captn. Lemme guess... nothing goes in your ass, does it? Just a hunch.
    Oh, you'd be suprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I just know that the corner between the sahara and the fence is filled with couples doing it after sun down.. it was nasty..

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Oh, you'd be suprised.
    Well either you don't take it in the ass or you can't give head for shit, it's one or the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Well either you don't take it in the ass or you can't give head for shit, it's one or the other.
    Well, one I like and one I don't care for-so I guess you're right.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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