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    THE KIPLINGER TAX REBATE CALCULATOR
    How much will you get from Uncle Sam?

    On Feb. 13, President Bush signed into law a multi-billion dollar economic stimulus package that includes tax rebates for millions of American taxpayers. It will take months for the U.S. Treasury to churn out $120 billion in rebate checks. In fact, since the rebates will be based on 2007 tax returns, the first checks won’t go out until weeks after the April 15 tax filing
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    it pisses my off that this gets taxed as well. i mean, i understand to an extent, but how many times are you gonna tax the same fucking dollar? fuckers.
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    Default Re: Tax rebate calculator

    Well supposedly I might be getting like 300 back.

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    $300? WTF happened to $600?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    $300? WTF happened to $600?
    you might be able to get 600 it just depends on certain things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by summerkid View Post
    you might be able to get 600 it just depends on certain things.
    like?
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    $300 is the rebate for poor people.

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    300 is the rebate for people who have no dependants and are single. That calculator asks if you have children reported as dependants. I do report myself as a dependant on my taxes, but that is not on there as a question. so thats what it comes out to.

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    the IRS is gay.

    in the bad way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    it pisses my off that this gets taxed as well. i mean, i understand to an extent, but how many times are you gonna tax the same fucking dollar? fuckers.
    its like I get a state tax refund and the IRS taxes it the next year. I get a federal refund and the state taxes it the next year. Not that I'm getting a refund or anything this year. motherfuckers.
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    i'm getting 3000 federal and 600 state

    not sure if this rebate is going to come to me but the calculator said i'd get 300, crosses fingers
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    they're taxin that ass.
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    yeah i get 300 too.


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    supposedly i get 600.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    $600. I'm considering writing a fuck-you-you-can't-buy-my-vote letter to my Congressional representation...

    after the check arrives.
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    they are spending 42 million in mailing notification letters, would that not be better spent by sending the letters at the same time as the check, in one mailing rather than 2 seperate mailings? got to hate how wasteful the govt is
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    What should I buy with 300 whoppers?

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    3,000 Whoppers.


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    That was pretty good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    300 is the rebate for people who have no dependants and are single. That calculator asks if you have children reported as dependants. I do report myself as a dependant on my taxes, but that is not on there as a question. so thats what it comes out to.
    I'm single and have no dependants. I'm getting $600. It all depends on how much you made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    300 is the rebate for people who have no dependants and are single. That calculator asks if you have children reported as dependants. I do report myself as a dependant on my taxes, but that is not on there as a question. so thats what it comes out to.
    That calculator asks if YOU can be claimed as a dependent by someone else, as the very first question. You're not getting a rebate.

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