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    yes...now you are emo...that's what i was told. I guess enjoying lots of music of different kinds makes you emo.

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    I have not read this thread but I would bet Bjork has sucked at least one (maybe 2) balls in her life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    I have not read this thread but I would bet Bjork has sucked at least one (maybe 2) balls in her life.
    Vinyl is there something your not telling us?

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    A: I'm pretty sure that Bjork has at least set her lips to some balls before. I think some of Vespertine's lyrics talk about cum in her mouth. Not something she's particularly ashamed of. Should she be?

    B: I think using sexist epithets to undermine the credibility a female artist would raise the ire of the Rage guys. They were kind of upset about the gendered violence at Woodstock.

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    I was backstage at Coachella 02 and Bjork was getting ready in that tent behind the stage and she grinned at me. Thats the closest my balls have been to her mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    I was backstage at Coachella 02 and Bjork was getting ready in that tent behind the stage and she grinned at me. Thats the closest my balls have been to her mouth.
    SO JEALOUS

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    I had a bunch of pics but my sister tossed them in the garbage by mistake.

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    Rage fans... looking good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyface View Post
    Rage fans... looking good!
    huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.
    No it's just you that sucks balls... you & all the other shitty bands I don't like. So suck them if you must just not mine because I'm not gay & even the gay would not want your teeth in the way of a good ball licking. Tobad this will get this thread up there @ the top.

    Many people will hate you. Just remeber your thoughts really don't count and we will always hate you. Mabey we will find you if you dare show your self and beat you down. Oh did I mention you SUCK BALLS!

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    I like the color variation there. Nice touch.

    EDIT: Wait...now I don't see the color. I'm confused.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joebizz View Post
    RATM fan HATES Audioslave! Anyone wearing an audioslave t-shirt shall be the first target in the pit. Believe that.
    WTF have some RATM gone retarded! do not speak for all RATM fans because i am a audioslave fan and I am also a soundgarden fan so excuse fucking me for liking audioslave! RATM is one of my fav bands of all time and no matter what band tom morello is in, he is still going to kick ass.

    So now go slap your mother for raising a retarded kid!

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    because i am a audioslave fan
    Ahh. Well then. The mystery has been solved.
    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Johnny, do you drool when you type?

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    Appreantly you can't say anything without having the bitchy bjork fans comment.

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    I know, right? Those guys are dicks.
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    That would answer the reason as to why you are so fond of them.

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    Because I love dick? Tell us something we don't know. What, you got a team of monkeys working on this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Because I love dick
    Nope just nice to confirm it, and would explain why you like Bjork

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    I'm failing to locate a post where I say that I like her.

    I think we have a new zoltar on our hands.

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    Nope i just assumed all ball sucking, blithering, dimwitted, douchebags liked bjork.

    Excuse me for making that mistake

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    Yeah. I think you're confusing that with the raging rage fans.
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    Everyones a critic. But what everyone isn't is a musical fucking prodigy. I'll bet all you bitches talking shit on Bjork don't even know SHIT about music. Tone deaf, rhythm deaf assholes who can't nod their heads correctly to the music. It's ok, you'll never understand that what Bjork does is musical mastery, but what you should understand is that you will never amount to anything that Bjork has, and you all have little dicks.

    Oh, and I love Bjork, and RATM, so stomp me. Try it.

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    RAGE YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDangerously View Post
    Nope i just assumed all ball sucking, blithering, dimwitted, douchebags liked bjork.

    Excuse me for making that mistake
    you are excused. but... just this once. next time you won't be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDangerously View Post
    Nope i just assumed all ball sucking, blithering, dimwitted, douchebags liked bjork.
    I charge you with failure to rage against the machine. You are misdirecting your rage. They specifically instruct you to rage against the machine. Now start talking smack about the machine.

    Specifically, Mr. Dangerously, could you please rage against the president's State of the Union address? I'll accept alternative machines...except you can not rage against The Secret Machines. That will be unacceptable.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    *sings... "all is full of, love... you just ain't receiving."

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    This thread reminds me Idiocracy.

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    I wish Bjork would suck my balls. I like her music though.

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    haha, bjork is a joke, why on earth is he/she/it... whatever, even on the friggin line up?

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