Bjork Sucks Balls

[Tylerdurden31]

yes...now you are emo...that's what i was told. I guess enjoying lots of music of different kinds makes you emo.

[vinylmartyr]

I have not read this thread but I would bet Bjork has sucked at least one (maybe 2) balls in her life.

[kreutz2112]

I have not read this thread but I would bet Bjork has sucked at least one (maybe 2) balls in her life.

Vinyl is there something your not telling us?

[800lb]

A: I'm pretty sure that Bjork has at least set her lips to some balls before. I think some of Vespertine's lyrics talk about cum in her mouth. Not something she's particularly ashamed of. Should she be?

B: I think using sexist epithets to undermine the credibility a female artist would raise the ire of the Rage guys. They were kind of upset about the gendered violence at Woodstock.

[vinylmartyr]

I was backstage at Coachella 02 and Bjork was getting ready in that tent behind the stage and she grinned at me. Thats the closest my balls have been to her mouth.

[kreutz2112]

I was backstage at Coachella 02 and Bjork was getting ready in that tent behind the stage and she grinned at me. Thats the closest my balls have been to her mouth.

SO JEALOUS

[vinylmartyr]

I had a bunch of pics but my sister tossed them in the garbage by mistake.

[luckyface]

Rage fans... looking good!

[kreutz2112]

Rage fans... looking good!

huh?

[Dr. Odd Marvel]

Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.

No it's just you that sucks balls... you & all the other shitty bands I don't like. So suck them if you must just not mine because I'm not gay & even the gay would not want your teeth in the way of a good ball licking. Tobad this will get this thread up there @ the top.

Many people will hate you. Just remeber your thoughts really don't count and we will always hate you. Mabey we will find you if you dare show your self and beat you down. Oh did I mention you SUCK BALLS!

[Yablonowitz]

I like the color variation there. Nice touch.

EDIT: Wait...now I don't see the color. I'm confused.

[JohnnyDangerously]

RATM fan HATES Audioslave! Anyone wearing an audioslave t-shirt shall be the first target in the pit. Believe that.

WTF have some RATM gone retarded! do not speak for all RATM fans because i am a audioslave fan and I am also a soundgarden fan so excuse fucking me for liking audioslave! RATM is one of my fav bands of all time and no matter what band tom morello is in, he is still going to kick ass.

So now go slap your mother for raising a retarded kid!

[hawkingvsreeve]

because i am a audioslave fan

Ahh. Well then. The mystery has been solved.

[adamnikyo]

Johnny, do you drool when you type?

[JohnnyDangerously]

Appreantly you can't say anything without having the bitchy bjork fans comment.

[hawkingvsreeve]

I know, right? Those guys are dicks.

[JohnnyDangerously]

That would answer the reason as to why you are so fond of them.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Because I love dick? Tell us something we don't know. What, you got a team of monkeys working on this?

[JohnnyDangerously]

Because I love dick

Nope just nice to confirm it, and would explain why you like Bjork

[hawkingvsreeve]

I'm failing to locate a post where I say that I like her.

I think we have a new zoltar on our hands.

[JohnnyDangerously]

Nope i just assumed all ball sucking, blithering, dimwitted, douchebags liked bjork.

Excuse me for making that mistake

[hawkingvsreeve]

Yeah. I think you're confusing that with the raging rage fans.

[insolitussomnium]

Everyones a critic. But what everyone isn't is a musical fucking prodigy. I'll bet all you bitches talking shit on Bjork don't even know SHIT about music. Tone deaf, rhythm deaf assholes who can't nod their heads correctly to the music. It's ok, you'll never understand that what Bjork does is musical mastery, but what you should understand is that you will never amount to anything that Bjork has, and you all have little dicks.

Oh, and I love Bjork, and RATM, so stomp me. Try it.

[thinnerair]

RAGE YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!

[wmgaretjax]

Nope i just assumed all ball sucking, blithering, dimwitted, douchebags liked bjork.

Excuse me for making that mistake

you are excused. but... just this once. next time you won't be.

[Yablonowitz]

Nope i just assumed all ball sucking, blithering, dimwitted, douchebags liked bjork.

I charge you with failure to rage against the machine. You are misdirecting your rage. They specifically instruct you to rage against the machine. Now start talking smack about the machine.

Specifically, Mr. Dangerously, could you please rage against the president's State of the Union address? I'll accept alternative machines...except you can not rage against The Secret Machines. That will be unacceptable.

[elChurro]

*sings... "all is full of, love... you just ain't receiving."

[instinct]

This thread reminds me Idiocracy.

[Dave Gravy]

I wish Bjork would suck my balls. I like her music though.

[electronicrevolution]

haha, bjork is a joke, why on earth is he/she/it... whatever, even on the friggin line up?