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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    then my job is done . . . . . . . . . . . bjork smells like a pickle
    Tyler seems to think you won't sort him out in the pit. Tell him the score.

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    sry bro you r an emo who happens to like rage
    Exactly. Bryce is wise.

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    I think Bjork fans suck more balls than bjork herself.

    Especially Hawking, I am sure he sucks so much balls he probably has pube hairs stuck between his teeth.

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    New Rule anyone who likes Bjork is Emo.

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    I think Bjork fans suck more balls than bjork herself.

    Especially Hawking, I am sure he sucks so much balls he probably has pube hairs stuck between his teeth.
    LMAO. Very true. Bjork fans = fanny pack massif.

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    meh.
    ...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"

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    Awww, look who showed up! My buddy!

    So are we going to meet up during Rage's set so I can fist you?

    I eagarly await your reply.

    And Bryce and Freedom, you'll have to wait your turn. I suppose you could fellate each other behind the shitters.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDangerously View Post
    I think Bjork fans suck more balls than bjork herself.

    Especially Hawking, I am sure he sucks so much balls he probably has pube hairs stuck between his teeth.
    agreed brother

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    Awww, look who showed up! My buddy!

    So are we going to meet up during Rage's set so I can fist you?

    I eagarly await your reply.

    And Bryce and Freedom, you'll have to wait your turn. I suppose you could fellate each other behind the shitters.
    Your goin down hawking, i aint afraid to hit a guy in a wheelchair

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    I think Bjork fans suck more balls than bjork herself.

    Especially Hawking, I am sure he sucks so much balls he probably has pube hairs stuck between his teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriNOIR View Post
    In Bjorks defence, I bet she does it good
    i fucked the shit outta bjork and made her cry, then she wrote a song about it and the song sucked balls

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    And by cigarette he means dick
    Don't be jealous, baby.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Both aliases.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Same with that asshat Tyler.
    my guess is you're 5'4" balding, 300 pounds and think that being a fatass makes you tough. I hope you get your pulsating greasy bald head squashed by one of your fellow "fans" with a pair of doc martens after he stepped in dogshit.

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    In Bjorks defence, I bet she does it good
    ...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"

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    Would be her first and only good deed shes ever done then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriNOIR View Post
    In Bjorks defence, I bet she does it good
    Not as great as Johnny. That kid licks chode for days.

    Mmm. I need a cigarette.
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    Not as great as Johnny. That kid licks chode for days.
    Same with that asshat Tyler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Mmm. I need a cigarette.

    And by cigarette he means dick

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    was Bjork in ABBA?
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.
    Go to hell. Do you have any idea what Bjork did to change the music world? My guess is you are some pimply faced little brat who was still in dipars when Bjork was blowing peoples minds. She singlehandedly made electro what it is today. Shut your trap and do your homework.
    Oh, and I love the smell of my own farts. It's like apple pie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.
    Bjork heard you. And just so you know...your fate will be much worse than that female journalist in the Thailand airport.
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    If you don't know what I am talking about go here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f2qvk5l8zc
    An elegant death by glow sticks.

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    Oh, and dude, garage band did'nt exist when Bjork blew up, which tells me you are a a little boy, or girl. Most likely both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebizz View Post
    Go to hell. Do you have any idea what Bjork did to change the music world? My guess is you are some pimply faced little brat who was still in dipars when Bjork was blowing peoples minds. She singlehandedly made electro what it is today. Shut your trap and do your homework.
    Oh, and I love the smell of my own farts. It's like apple pie.
    Even though I enjoy Bjork's voice and several of her songs, I have to say that RATM had a bigger influence upon music then Bjork. (Some of the influences of RATM are a bunch of shitty rapmetal bands, but they shouldn't be held accountable for the wretched bands that followed in their footsteps.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by grungysabbathemohater View Post
    Even though I enjoy Bjork's voice and several of her songs, I have to say that RATM had a bigger influence upon music then Bjork. (Some of the influences of RATM are a bunch of shitty rapmetal bands, but they shouldn't be held accountable for the wretched bands that followed in their footsteps.)
    Of course Rage did! I said she had the biggest influence on ELECTRONICA. Rage is top in my books of most influencial band of the '90's
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    O.K. so I did'nt say it. But that's what I ment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    I at least state why (in musically relevant terms) I don't like a particular band.
    "sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands."

    to me thats musically relevant.

    I do not dislike Bjork but i dont like her either. She, alongside with Radiohead are to me 2 of the most over rated acts. They must have something, since they move a lot of people and sell lots of records but to me, Bjork is boring and really close to the Yoko Ono rant i quoted. But maybe it's only me and my taste for noisy guitar distorted rock and roll and fat bass lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joebizz View Post
    Go to hell. Do you have any idea what Bjork did to change the music world? My guess is you are some pimply faced little brat who was still in dipars when Bjork was blowing peoples minds. She singlehandedly made electro what it is today. Shut your trap and do your homework.
    Oh, and I love the smell of my own farts. It's like apple pie.

    I stand by what I sayd, bjork can suck my balls and you my freind can suck my balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by grungysabbathemohater View Post
    Even though I enjoy Bjork's voice and several of her songs, I have to say that RATM had a bigger influence upon music then Bjork. (Some of the influences of RATM are a bunch of shitty rapmetal bands, but they shouldn't be held accountable for the wretched bands that followed in their footsteps.)

    I don't think neither of those bands fall under the categorie of "bands that changed music". Could you list them along the lines of say The Beatles or Led Zeppelin? NO. I cant speak about Bjork since im not into all that ambient/electronica/whatever music (you can tell im an ignorant about it). But RATM i dont see how the influenced music in a good way. They are probably the only meaningful rap-metal band that ever was, if that's something. To me the 90's are Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Nirvana not RATM.

    actually the 90's were crust punk for me, but thats another story.
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