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    Default Bjork Sucks Balls

    Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.

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    I'm curious Bryce. How many records have you sold? Just for reference.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    WE ARE SO SMUG THAT WE LIKE THE SMELL OF OUR OWN FARTS LIKE ON THAT ONE EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK AMIRIGHT? LOL I BET YOU TOLD THAT JOKE TO MATT AND TREY AND THEY RIPPED IT OFF OF YOU! PEPPERZ 4 LYFE!1

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    I'm curious Bryce. How many records have you sold? Just for reference.
    Not sure how many you sold either, B, but it doesn't stop you from trashing the bands you don't like.

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    Watch out, youre on fire

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    Is it just me, or have the threads on the board really been sucky lately?
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Default Re: Bjork Sucks Balls

    stop shouting DUM DUM!

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    This is true..but it is only because my farts smell like freshly baked chocolate chip muffins...

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    Aww, you share the message board with your friends at the office. Get back to work!
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.
    I agree 100%. Some idiot on here named "Tyler" tried to say her shows are more intense than RATM. That gave me and the people here at the office a good laugh.

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    WOW YOu tell Tyler if I see him on the street Im gonna kick his ass, and in the background will be a mixtape of chili peppers and rage

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    Not sure how many you sold either, B, but it doesn't stop you from trashing the bands you don't like.
    I at least state why (in musically relevant terms) I don't like a particular band.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    I would be that "idiot"...douchebag

    And I will stand by that
    Oooooh, awkward....

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    ......
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Also, V, I don't create worthless threads about what I don't like.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Default Re: Bjork Sucks Balls

    i will

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    i will
    i'll be waiting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom_69 View Post
    I agree 100%. Some idiot on here named "Tyler" tried to say her shows are more intense than RATM. That gave me and the people here at the office a good laugh.
    I would be that "idiot"...douchebag

    And I will stand by that

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    WOW YOu tell Tyler if I see him on the street Im gonna kick his ass, and in the background will be a mixtape of chili peppers and rage
    You got it man. Looks like that fool has posted in here. If I see his dumb emo-ass inthe pit I'm gonna run him over witha flying clothesline. Bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tylerdurden31 View Post
    i'll be waiting
    meet me in front of the main stage sunday night so I can release my RAGE ON YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    i will
    You'll know Tyler because he'll have eyeliner on and a fanny pack. Run him down man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    WOW YOu tell Tyler if I see him on the street Im gonna kick his ass, and in the background will be a mixtape of chili peppers and rage
    Okay...kick my ass for thinking Bjork is a better musician live and in the studio than Rage Against the Machine, WHO I ALSO LIKE

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    i will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom_69 View Post
    You got it man. Looks like that fool has posted in here. If I see his dumb emo-ass inthe pit I'm gonna run him over witha flying clothesline. Bet.
    did you hear that guys? I'm emo....
    Last edited by Tylerdurden31; 01-30-2007 at 01:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    meet me in front of the main stage sunday night so I can release my RAGE ON YOU!
    Oh I get it! Rage is playing Sunday night! So you are going to release your "rage" on him on Sunday! You are so witty!

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    i will
    Infraction!
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    You guys are insane, but at least you make me laugh.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: Bjork Sucks Balls

    then my job is done . . . . . . . . . . . bjork smells like a pickle

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    New Rule anyone who likes Bjork is Emo.
    am i allowed to like Rage Against the Machine too or would that make you emo by association?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tylerdurden31 View Post
    did you hear that guys? I'm emo....
    Stay away from the pit son. You will be crying for your mother by the time the steam train runs you over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tylerdurden31 View Post
    am i allowed to like Rage Against the Machine too or would that make you emo by association?
    sry bro you r an emo who happens to like rage

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