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    Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.

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    Watch out, youre on fire

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    I'm curious Bryce. How many records have you sold? Just for reference.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    WE ARE SO SMUG THAT WE LIKE THE SMELL OF OUR OWN FARTS LIKE ON THAT ONE EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK AMIRIGHT? LOL I BET YOU TOLD THAT JOKE TO MATT AND TREY AND THEY RIPPED IT OFF OF YOU! PEPPERZ 4 LYFE!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts.
    I agree 100%. Some idiot on here named "Tyler" tried to say her shows are more intense than RATM. That gave me and the people here at the office a good laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom_69 View Post
    I agree 100%. Some idiot on here named "Tyler" tried to say her shows are more intense than RATM. That gave me and the people here at the office a good laugh.
    I would be that "idiot"...douchebag

    And I will stand by that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tylerdurden31 View Post
    I would be that "idiot"...douchebag

    And I will stand by that
    Tyler is quite an idiot, but not because he feels that Bjork puts on an intense show. I bet Bjork has a bigger riot than Rage. She already did it once.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinnerair View Post
    Tyler is quite an idiot, but not because he feels that Bjork puts on an intense show. I bet Bjork has a bigger riot than Rage. She already did it once.
    No, he is because somewhere else he also said that Daft Punk is a better live performance than RATM....which is just rediculous to a degree that I have a hard time getting my head around. Daft Punk? Get the fuck outta here. You forfeit ALL credibility with a statement like that.

    One thing I will give Bjork though is that she had the good sense to work with RZA..which is cool. She is ok, im almost never in the mood for her music though, and her fans generally suck. Plus, if its electronic....Its Drum n Bass or bust............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diggla36 View Post
    You forfeit ALL credibility with a statement like that.

    Plus, if its electronic....Its Drum n Bass or bust............
    Credibility? bye bye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diggla36 View Post
    Daft Punk? Get the fuck outta here. You forfeit ALL credibility with a statement like that.
    uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm... ok, i was thinking at first "oh, all these folks seem to have valid points, even though at times all the ball-sucking is a bit overkill", and then i read that... and then realized you probably did not have the joy of experiencing the epic-ness that was daft punk last year (and yeah, i'm comparing my experiences at RATM at coachella vs. daft punk at coachella).
    COACHELLA 99-01-05-06-07-08-09-10-11-12

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinnerair View Post
    Tyler is quite an idiot, but not because he feels that Bjork puts on an intense show. I bet Bjork has a bigger riot than Rage. She already did it once.
    awwwwwwwwww...thanks sweetie

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    WOW YOu tell Tyler if I see him on the street Im gonna kick his ass, and in the background will be a mixtape of chili peppers and rage

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    WOW YOu tell Tyler if I see him on the street Im gonna kick his ass, and in the background will be a mixtape of chili peppers and rage
    Okay...kick my ass for thinking Bjork is a better musician live and in the studio than Rage Against the Machine, WHO I ALSO LIKE

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycerosen View Post
    WOW YOu tell Tyler if I see him on the street Im gonna kick his ass, and in the background will be a mixtape of chili peppers and rage
    You got it man. Looks like that fool has posted in here. If I see his dumb emo-ass inthe pit I'm gonna run him over witha flying clothesline. Bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom_69 View Post
    You got it man. Looks like that fool has posted in here. If I see his dumb emo-ass inthe pit I'm gonna run him over witha flying clothesline. Bet.
    did you hear that guys? I'm emo....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tylerdurden31 View Post
    did you hear that guys? I'm emo....
    Stay away from the pit son. You will be crying for your mother by the time the steam train runs you over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom_69 View Post
    You got it man. Looks like that fool has posted in here. If I see his dumb emo-ass inthe pit I'm gonna run him over witha flying clothesline. Bet.
    Wow! That is soooooooo cool! I respect much more as a human being now.

    And...cue sarcasm!

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    This is why i could care less about seeing rage on sunday, because all these assholes will be there. this is seriously a bigger travesty than madonna last year. expect a lotta douches wearing audioslave t-shirts.

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    yes...now you are emo...that's what i was told. I guess enjoying lots of music of different kinds makes you emo.

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    I'm curious Bryce. How many records have you sold? Just for reference.
    Not sure how many you sold either, B, but it doesn't stop you from trashing the bands you don't like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    Not sure how many you sold either, B, but it doesn't stop you from trashing the bands you don't like.
    I at least state why (in musically relevant terms) I don't like a particular band.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    I at least state why (in musically relevant terms) I don't like a particular band.
    "sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands."

    to me thats musically relevant.

    I do not dislike Bjork but i dont like her either. She, alongside with Radiohead are to me 2 of the most over rated acts. They must have something, since they move a lot of people and sell lots of records but to me, Bjork is boring and really close to the Yoko Ono rant i quoted. But maybe it's only me and my taste for noisy guitar distorted rock and roll and fat bass lines.

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    Is it just me, or have the threads on the board really been sucky lately?
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Is it just me, or have the threads on the board really been sucky lately?
    very true, the creator of this thread made it so that people could argue about something pointless, no one cares, and no one will change their opinion

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    stop shouting DUM DUM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by airguitarvet View Post
    stop shouting DUM DUM!
    Please tell me you saw Night at the Museum.

    give me GUM GUM DUM DUM
    An elegant death by glow sticks.

    ...05',06',07',08',09',10',11',12',13' and counting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by newalias View Post
    Please tell me you saw Night at the Museum.

    give me GUM GUM DUM DUM
    How was it anyways? I never saw it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woogie846 View Post
    How was it anyways? I never saw it.
    get out of here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woogie846 View Post
    How was it anyways? I never saw it.
    I thought it was fun. The best moment was when there was a male hero brokeback mountainish moment.
    An elegant death by glow sticks.

    ...05',06',07',08',09',10',11',12',13' and counting...

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    This is true..but it is only because my farts smell like freshly baked chocolate chip muffins...

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