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    Ummmm, you're on a polo field. Do have any idea how much horse fecal matter there is in that grass???

    And yes, I do put out my cigs before tossing them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonicifyouwantit View Post
    Ive never seen anyone just take a piss in the middle of a crowd. Usually they reserve that for the outhouses or at least behind a tent where no one walks.
    i piss in bottles all the time in crowds.

    About that would you rather i kept the lid on or off when i liter? just saying...

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    Default Re: ATTN SMOKERS / Barefoot Thread

    Ever got your tip stuck in the bottle, if only for a moment of panic?

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    i urinate in gatorade bottles. especially the lemon lime to trick the thirsty people.

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    Default Re: ATTN SMOKERS / Barefoot Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Ever got your tip stuck in the bottle, if only for a moment of panic?
    Are we talking wide mouth or standard?

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    what if you start pissing in a standard, and then you see like a really hot girl dancing too fast, so you get a boner, and you cant pull it off?

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    I don't know why people get antsy about how dirty the ground might be. do you realize how little it matters if the bottom of your feet get dirty?

    if you step on glass, now that's a problem. not too much glass at coachella though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Are we talking wide mouth or standard?
    I don't think itís possible in standard. Assumed he was talking about the wide mouth bottles.

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    it would take effort to fit the tip into a standard. and getting it out would not be good. Wide-mouthed, gatorade bottle or giant aquafina bottle.

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    Srsly, I hear that. If the tip of most cocks got into the top of a standard water bottle there would be problems.

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    Default Re: ATTN SMOKERS / Barefoot Thread

    Hey I was just clarifying, and frankly didn't think this thread could get any more ridiculous, but I was wrong.

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    I aim to please.

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    that was a good one

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    Default Re: ATTN SMOKERS / Barefoot Thread

    Here's the much more important question related to pissing in bottles:

    Ever been pissing into an empty bottle in a car and realized that you clearly had more piss to be evacuated than the bottle could hold?

    THAT is panic, friends.
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    Default Re: ATTN SMOKERS / Barefoot Thread

    I always cary 2 bottles.

    and...it can be done in a standard bottle. You just need to aim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Ummmm, you're on a polo field. Do have any idea how much horse fecal matter there is in that grass???

    And yes, I do put out my cigs before tossing them.
    none. If you look at the score board it faces the parking lot. Besides people are sitting on the field too and laying on the field. I doubt after all these years GV is gonna just have everyone walking and laying around in horse crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Here's the much more important question related to pissing in bottles:

    Ever been pissing into an empty bottle in a car and realized that you clearly had more piss to be evacuated than the bottle could hold?

    THAT is panic, friends.
    Get a gallon-sized ziplock bag. I did that in '05.
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    forget about cherries from cigarettes, urine, and fecal matter; what about all the AIDZ NEEDLES!?
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonicifyouwantit View Post
    none. If you look at the score board it faces the parking lot. Besides people are sitting on the field too and laying on the field. I doubt after all these years GV is gonna just have everyone walking and laying around in horse crap.
    Let me clue you in on all of this horseshit talk...I used to tend bar during the polo season in the clubhouse that overlooks the campsite afew years ago, as well as that little cantina acrossed the field. The whole camping area was used for polo and the sidelines were where the players tied their horses between matches...Trust me, a horse can eat and shit all at the same time, as well as gallop across the field in a high goal match doing the same...I wouldn't get too cozy in the grass, kids...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Let me clue you in on all of this horseshit talk...I used to tend bar during the polo season in the clubhouse that overlooks the campsite afew years ago, as well as that little cantina acrossed the field. The whole camping area was used for polo and the sidelines were where the players tied their horses between matches...Trust me, a horse can eat and shit all at the same time, as well as gallop across the field in a high goal match doing the same...I wouldn't get too cozy in the grass, kids...
    I dont camp, so theres a good chance I wont be around it...besides its just dried hay...and they ate it on jackass so it cant be that bad, haha.
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    Hey--this is America, pal. You don't like it, get out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Let me clue you in on all of this horseshit talk...I used to tend bar during the polo season in the clubhouse that overlooks the campsite afew years ago, as well as that little cantina acrossed the field. The whole camping area was used for polo and the sidelines were where the players tied their horses between matches...Trust me, a horse can eat and shit all at the same time, as well as gallop across the field in a high goal match doing the same...I wouldn't get too cozy in the grass, kids...
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    I only go barefoot in the backyard on summer days. I hose the back yard down and BBQ.

    To do it anywhere is fuckin disgusting to me. With that said, the grass at Coachella is quite manicured.
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    Empire Polo Field

    No shoes, no shit, no problem!
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    It would be so perfect to post a youtube clip of the Fast Times at Ridgemont High scene where Spicoli and his friends walk in without their shirts or shoes on. But Youtube doesn't have a clip of that (they do, but it's of awful quality)...

    But the line is still classic-
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    Default Re: ATTN SMOKERS / Barefoot Thread

    I remember what I was going to mention. If your going barefoot, please remember to put shoes on before going to the restrooms. Yeah, plenty of people do not.
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    also are the american spirits going to be back next year, I would love a reason to chain smoke
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    Default Re: ATTN SMOKERS / Barefoot Thread

    They are there every year!!!

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    thats almost as good news as Aphex/goldfrapp/red kross
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Here's the much more important question related to pissing in bottles:

    Ever been pissing into an empty bottle in a car and realized that you clearly had more piss to be evacuated than the bottle could hold?

    THAT is panic, friends.
    lmao i've found myself in that situation before. Had to do the agonizing hold so I could position myself to piss out the window. And that window never seemed to go down slower than it did that day.
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